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Steve Beam @RealSteveBeam

Baltimore Born. DC schooled. Tech/Cycling/Startup/Fun. Rarely in order. Dad. Engineer. MBA. Favourite bands aren't hip. Prefers British spelling.

Joined June 2011
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Steve Beam@RealSteveBeam
11 Apr 2020
if you can’t handle me at my subtweeting you, then you don’t deserve me at my retweeting you
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OH at Eastern Market this morning: “Are you worried the dating pool is about to get a lot more MAGA?” @WashProbs
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the most disappointed I’ve ever seen a kid is when I was wearing my @labyrinthdc t-shirt this week and a kid stopped me and excitedly asked if I worked there. and I told them no. sorry. just a big fan.
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too many #Orioles fans sound like absolute whiny entitled little children today. complaining about back to back playoff appearances. baseball is hard. and #Birdland is lucky to have this group of young players right now. was a fun season.
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every time I open a @bakedandwiredDC box
Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
@nikicaga
31 Aug 2024
Does America even have any food worthy of this reaction
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releasing this information is a masterclass in recruiting. work for us. protect @taylorswift13.
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Mayor Muriel Bowser
@MayorBowser
23 Aug 2024
Slow down, DC!🚸 Thousands of children and teens will be traveling to and from school starting Monday. Remember to use caution and to stop for school buses and pedestrians. Make a plan for your student to get to school every day, on time ➡️tinyurl.com/SchoolTransporta…
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Proof positive that @MayorBowser and Acting @DDOTDC Director Kershbaum have ZERO INTEREST in actual safety on our streets. Asking nicely hasn't worked over time, traffic violence has increased, and @DCPoliceTraffic @DCPoliceUnion have abdicated all enforcement duty. #ZeroVisionDC
Colleen Grablick@colleengrablick
23 Aug 2024
kind of unbelievable lol
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this is some profoundly fucked up shit, even for a city that occasionally really excels at fucked up shit. absolutely ridiculous.
Mark Segraves@SegravesNBC4
13 Aug 2024
Here’s an Indication of how bad staffing issues are at DCs 911 call center. @OUC_DC now offering $800 per month bonus for staff who show up for their shifts. @nbcwashington @STATter911
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tune in to @ESPNPlus right now to cheer on @CHLittleLeague. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

ALT Major League Baseball GIF by Morgan Creek
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market down worth it for this line about bitcoin
Joe Weisenthal
@TheStalwart
5 Aug 2024
Replying to @TheStalwart
9) The Bitcoin "store of value" thesis is getting blown up right now. Bitcoin doesn't look like The New Gold. It looks like 3 tech stocks in a trenchcoat.
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could we please just focus on prosecuting gun arrests that impact all of our communities daily instead of trying to make headlines with this nonsense?
AG Brian Schwalb
@DCAttorneyGen
31 Jul 2024
NEW: We're suing StubHub for illegally charging DC residents millions with deceptive pricing and hidden junk fees. StubHub uses predatory "drip pricing" to lure, pressure, and exploit customers — violating DC consumer protection laws. StubHub's illegal junk fee scheme must end.
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if you’re just now discovering @FlavorFlav because of the Olympics and Women’s Water Polo, that’s great. he’s amazing. now you owe it to yourself to go see how relevant and cutting edge his work with @MrChuckD and Public Enemy still is today.
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fucking hell @peacock @nbc I pay for your shit and you’re giving me ads for the Joker while I’m trying to watch the Olympics with kids? you know you can pump Lego and Pokemon ads all day long. how is ad targeting this bad.
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🥹@romainbardet’s last #TourdeFrance stage🥹
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how many more can he get this year?
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Vinokourov, what a dude.
Steve Beam@RealSteveBeam
9 Jul 2023
told you all yesterday. Vino likes to ride.
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HOLY SHIT @MarkCavendish
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every year, same thing. @peacock @NBCSports Tour de France coverage is absolute garbage. and now subscribers still have to sit through commercials and can’t access the world feed. total trash.
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Congrats to the @CHLittleLeague 10U Team who won the District Championship today! @theHillisHome @HillRagDC @LittleLeague
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