Rural Wisconsin | GoldCorp Ops Control | Book Fiend | Idiot with a social media account.

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Periodic reminder for new followers. I'm not and have never been Military or LEO. I've never done cool guy shit. I'm an idiot with a social media account and dark sense of humor, nothing more or less.
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My 4th of July shirt is here.
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これだよこれ、アメリカはこうでなくちゃな 虹色の旗よりよっぽど似合ってる
3,000 years from now some sensitive young man in the dusty corner of a college library is going to stumble across these long-banned images of the ancient mythic nation once known as America on a rusty USB stick and no one is going to believe him
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So they tried to counter back flipping dirt bikes and a UFC fight night with Bette Midler sing alongs and gay Robert Deniro speeches?
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"more experienced and seasoned firearm enthusiasts" Ok, you are not a Fudd anymore Jimmy, just an old, obsolete boomer.
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Rather pay for this than a single H1b cretin.
We are paying for all of this
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We have MMA fighters preaching the word of Jesus Christ and telling people to save their lives by putting their trust in God on the White house lawn and you're blackpilling?
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"I know I'm going to date myself, but..." Not like anyone else would! You left yourself wide open buddy, but I digress, fuck them bullrings.
I know I'm going to date myself, but... I really don't get modern girls' obsessions with having a piece of jewelry protruding from their face that reminds others of livestock and Lenny Kravitz. It detracts from their natural beauty. Boomer accusations incoming.
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I love some of you fuckers in MIssouri, but ya'll are southern, not Midwestern.
This may be a hot take, but following many travels, I've determined that THIS is the Midwest. Dakotas are amazing, but are nothing like the Midwest. Missouri feels more like a Southern state than Midwest. Kentucky is more like Tennessee and Virginia than the Midwest.
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Friday. Here we Go Again. So many requests, the suggestion box is filled to busting, and so many positions revamped. A fresh new look at some posts. This week, we will be assigning Corner Authors to some of the trickier posts - and who better to control an Author but another Author ? @joelgaines has the Duty @MikeyDiMercurio @CWBroesamle @sstrattonauthor @6Voodoo @EMBurlingame have the Beating Sticks, (please return them cleaned of bio contamination and in reasonably good condition, they are not cheap) @Manhattanmaker has assigned @Matt_Bruh1 to Snek Duty, Aero Team this week is @Supersonic_Red @A_Chapman404 @thestinkeye @CyborgPeds @WMcluskey @RSE_VB and @MikeBennet91074 on the drones. Our Fearless HOA Presidente, @LakesFirearmsTr , wants everyone to know that he will be inspecting the inside of Trash Receptacles as well as the outside, and there is a new .PDF of Regulations in all of your inboxes to E-Sign and return by Sunday. Medical this weekend is an armed @CaeruleusCanis, Your DJ this weekend will be @TheBaconFather Your Bartenders, back by popular vote, @YesThatVCharles and @NoirMoggy . Our KP this week, @ThereWBBourbon and @DadsSeasonings, Morale and Motivation Officer will be @TheIOGuy - Our resident Mafia connection, @hittyminny will have a pair of well trained guards this week, the third already on Aero. @BodoTheWaterGuy and @alexmenachin please keep a close eye on him...Arms room this week is closed due to inventory issues that @RealTmDaddy needs to fix, therefore, Backup Duty Officer is @StackEmUpAgain and @ElSotong has the bail. This week's @mnsibley should, in theory, be easier, since our writer's-blocked Word Boi hurt his back attempting to lift the pile of deadline notices off his laptop. This week, the following please report bearing pointed sticks, mallets, flame-based and genitalia-related torture devices : @codym1917 @doublezerodonut @DissidentWillie @Colovion @QuiteProblmatic @BLThompson88 @Aslans_Return @TheBuddyCSM @TheFakeJasonH @price_dominie @Half_A_Pond @AmericanLictor @AT3Tactical With @wayofftheres @IrvingNick33 @Shadzey1 @KTantoP and @jerrycurld in the treeline. As always, pity-follow the perpetually caterwauling @ThomasServiam, be in awe of my amazing, truly better half, @ SephoraDepp, and the Irreplaceable and truly Amazing @ragweed2020 Sha-Sha to the Peeps, Buy BOOKS, KNIVES and AMMO, Badger Sibley openly, Keep The Faith and always remember,

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Dear Lord who would call linen "crisp" linen is and always will be supple.
The next person I hear describe linen as “crisp” is getting punched in the throat.
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We stan the KT for a reason!
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idk purple?? freak
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Replying to @Wendys
idk purple?? freak
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GM & God Bless To my Wisco folks, be safe today.
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Heyo @RepTiffany lets get it done.
List of 9 states who have already banned Sharia Law: State Year of Ban: Alabama 2014 Arizona 2014 Florida 2026 Kansas 2014 Louisiana. 2014 North Carolina 2013 South Dakota 2014 Texas 2026 Tennessee 2014 If your state didn’t make the cut, you have some work to do. Get on the phone and start making calls to your state Representatives!
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