250th. Locked in Rockets: Red Glaring Bombs: Bursting in Air Lighting: Donzerly

I love this one #savestargate with Martin

WE MADE IT - best moment ever

Men with breasts and women without breasts running around the South Lawn. shirtless. I'll take the UFC Cage, thank you very much.

Gods commies are woodland and don’t you forget that

Fuck you oathbreaker. I bet you have habitual bad breath. That mealy little mouth of yours looks like a goat’s asshole.

Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

I’d recommend not pulling this out into a quote-tweet off, I don’t think you’ll like how that works out for you

Shame the bad behavior enough that the behavior changes.

Yes

I'm seeing my feed flooded with posts about Europeans realizing that they were lied to about America. The consensus of their posts is that America is safer, more prosperous, and more welcoming than they were told. This might be the most powerful effect of the World Cup.

When I saw the speed of that Brazil goal 101! Its in KPH...

You could say that.. consumer habits are changing?

People are trying to reason with this creature. I hope you understand that it doesn't understand the reason. This was the exact type of drone that started the French revolution so.. Get ready folks envy still is out there

*Shots fired.

~5k follower account gets 1.2m impressions for telling the world he is an abysmal failure at 52 and blames the man who sent his personal rockets to rescue astronauts stranded in space. I must be doing this @X thing wrong. 😂

Accurate depiction of what all the wah wah wah Elon could cure world hunger idiots think it means that he's a trillionaire.

We all now know that @joelgaines infiltrated FIFA at the highest levels to bring us “hydration breaks” during World Cup matches. Diobolique…

Starting a new project.

>Mexicans booed the USA flag at their World Cuo opening ceremony >Canadians booed the USA flag at their World Cup opening ceremony >Americans cheered both the Canada and Mexico flag at their opening ceremony