if you know me irl, no you didn't see my twitter
Joined February 2009
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Apr 12
just another day on twitter dot com
Apr 12
Is being born in a place all it takes ot be of that nation?
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Apr 11
I have lost interest in cricket. I am genuinely uninterested in watching it. Nick Kyrgios isn't fun anymore. Dad retired from pro athletics. I am not rich enough for F1. What sports should I watch.
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tu kaunsa Liverpool se hai bc, let people have their fun
this is so cringe man, the urge to copy white ass and pub-footy culture for validation that we are also like you saaar, you dead ass losing 4-0 if you did this in front of some real scousers while 4-0 pinned down, they'll smack your jab
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this is stupidity par excellence. Rahane doesn’t do shit after the powerplay - if he did I would be his biggest fan @ajinkyarahane88
I call it the Chetan Sharma syndrome, he did many good things for India but for decades journos / fans would ask him the same last ball question which was sad . It becomes an association game. Jinks had a good SMAT , good 3 seasons but they will always refer
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Mar 27
harvey specter being the benchmark for hot men might be my last nail
Mar 27
who's the hottest man in blr who we can cast in our launch video.
imagine a young 27 yo harvey specter.
we shoot this weekend.
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Mar 20
Talking is easy. Thinking is hard. The job of voice AI companies is to blur the lines and ensure people confuse the former for the latter.
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Mar 12
I understand the sentiment but what would you have them do instead?
Mar 12
The Indian middle class is so obsessed with buying their way out of government failures. Saaf pani gya. RO lelo. Light gayi, inverter lelo. Gas gayi. Induction lelo.
Kal ko ye desh chala jayega aur blinkit pe hi baithe honge.
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Mar 1
All rivalry and jokes aside, how on earth do you justify this being allowed?
Got your arms wrapped around the opposition player? Immediate penalty. it'll soon stop.
It's not even like the shirt grabbing going both ways thing, it's just brazen and so easy to give.
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Nasser Hussain stating the obvious because both trolls and otherwise sane pundits are busy producing alibis for the BCCI and its accomplice, the ICC.
Nasser Hussain absolutely blasted the BCCI on Sky sport.
If India, a month before a tournament, had said that their government did not want them to play in a country for a World Cup, would the ICC have been so firm and said, ‘You know the rules bad luck.
we’re knocking you out’?
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Jan 16
who’s gonna tell Nat that Babar, Smudge and Warner playing T20 in the big 2026 is not a flex
Jan 16
How the fuck can anyone watch this tonight - sold out SCG, Smith and Warner hundreds and Babar Azam opening the batting - and think ‘yep the Sydney Mumbai Indians is just what the comp needs’
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Jan 14
we all knew VCs don’t have a empathetic bone in their body but dunking on people not being able to afford diabetes meds is a new low
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Jan 8
Ballon d’Or candidate Declan Rice let a 5'3 twink in Alexis Mac Allister come to his own yard and give him the runaround. One of the great tragedies of modern football is watching Rice & Caicedo get all timer shouts.
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29 Dec 2025
some mckinsey types make me feel like I should type out my shitposts and act like they’re actually profound
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22 Dec 2025
xenophobia is not a good look mate
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17 Dec 2025
sde1 folks bragging about money on twitter dot com, now i have seen it all
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12 Dec 2025
why are you as a founder offering dating advice
12 Dec 2025
From a guy’s POV:
• 80% of women prefer dating the top 20% of guys ( on app). How you look matters here.
• Women chase men who know how to be fun, flirty, and have dating experience.
• You won’t get past the 2nd date if you don’t meet that.
• Women pursue guys who don’t care too much. If you’re available 24/7 in the first few dates… rookie energy.
• There are men who are emotionally available… and still can’t get dates.
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12 Dec 2025
i call cap, ain’t no school where you can spend 10 mins in a staircase without some schmuck walking by
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8 Dec 2025
I understand what Salah's saying
I understand what Slot's saying
I understand what Alisson's saying
I understand what Carragher's saying
Do you know what I mean?
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