Writer, copywriter and content creator. Where the tweets have no aim. Views my own.

Joined February 2010
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Eyes closed, could be Neil Peart.
This brought a tear to my eye. My god she’s good.
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"What's a good snack to eat on a diet?" "Watermelon chunks" "Thanks, and don't call me Chunks"
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Wow, what a woman. Kudos @MaeveHalligan ✊ And congrats to @LiamHalligan for raising such a young woman. I’d be brimming with pride if this were my child ❤️
"No, I don't subscribe to this 'kindness' - I'll tell the truth instead." I spoke at the Cambridge Union last night about LGBs, children's safety and women's rights. Full video here:
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I for one welcome our new Thai-based Crypto billionaire overlords.
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Presumably this event is called a Golden Shower
NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.
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Farewell sweet prince
Remembering Gone Fishing’s Ted - Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse pay tribute More ➡️ bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2026/g…
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Put nob in Cheryl, disaster! (9 letters)
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Happy St George’s Day. This country is not ‘finished’ nor is it a bigoted hell-hole. I’m lucky enough to see a lot of it through touring and I love it here. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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that’s Arsenalwang!
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One by @RobinFlavell and myself.
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Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge
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Trump missed a trick by not calling it "The Adoration of the MAGA"
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End of civilization or the second half of the Arsenal game. Tricky one.
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Eye still hasn’t found what it’s looking for
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Yesterday: Watership Down Tomorrow: Black Hawk Down
Icons. 🐰
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42 years ago at Upton Park: Clive Allen executes The Greatest Drag Back Of All Time. When you consider the state of the pitch, that QPR shirt, and Brian Moore’s commentary…. this may be when mankind peaked.

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Can't believe the robbery wasn't [removes sunglasses] foiled
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Regarding recent press coverage
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The algorithm speaks…
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I never thought I would feel sorry for Matt Goodwin. And I was right.
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First time I’ve cried over a rock since I lost my pebble Trevor 30 years ago 👎👎
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