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“The press was to serve the governed, not the governors." - U.S. Supreme Court Justice Hugo Black
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Howard Kevin has terrorised us since 5am 😩
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ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN
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暑い🫠
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As a Gen Xer, how many times have you started typing a reply to a post, gotten halfway through, and then realized you just don’t care enough to finish it?
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The irony of the Europeans coming to America and through their eyes giving us the 250th birthday celebration we need and deserve.
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How gorgeous is this? Cruising my narrowboat along a London canal and these swans and their cygnets paddling alongside me. The cutest thing. (Apologies for dodgy camerawork as trying to steer my boat at the same time)
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投げる前は死んだ魚の眼、流されるとやる気スイッチが入るハル 木の幹にボールが挟まり枝で取ろうとしたら 「枝を使うんじゃねえ!」と意味不明な猛烈ブロック😂 なんじゃかんじゃでボールを救出! 邪魔してたはずの枝にアシストされ、最後もちゃっかりドヤ顔のハルなのでした
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Something Ginger is watching me.
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今日はボクちんが大好きなネコちゃんがいる里山にお散歩に来たよ いつものように迎えてくれてありがとう! のんびりしたネコちゃんに 道路を闊歩するアナグマくん🦡 おしゃべりな鹿さんに🦌 みんなで集まるカラス みんな楽しそうだな✨ あ〜あ、ボクちん帰りたくないよ🐶💦
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Me too! If I won the lotto, I would love to open up a place just like this and adopt a bunch of kids who need homes too.
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ちょ、ちょっと待って! そんな高い位置クンクンする!? 木の皮も剥がれてるしクマのマーキングなんじゃね?😱 恐怖で熊鈴を爆鳴らしする母ちゃんと 散々ビビらせておいて満足気なお顔でお浸かりするハル
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本日のお浸かり 皆さま、本日もおつかりさまです
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I think we should replace every data center with a cat café.
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「この道行ける?」とワクワク上がった山頂には素敵な里山が✨️ 楽しくお散歩して、平地に下りると 「こだわり五平餅」の魅惑的な看板を発見! 今度は谷を下るワクワクへ 🎵 そこは、見事な谷底で 温かいご夫婦の営む素敵なお店に出会えたよ 今度は父ちゃんとまた来よう!
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CEOs walking into work after realizing that the AI tokens are going to cost more than the employees they fired
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気温24℃の曇り空なので 「今日はお浸かりなしで浜名湖を歩こう!」 って決めたはずが…… 水がないだけで、やってることは完全にお浸かりやんw 川とは違う、浜名湖の生き物や鳥の観察は楽しかったね!
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台風の影響も少なくホッとした今日のお散歩🐾 川は少し濁りつつもいつも通りお浸かり完了! 雨のおかげで山も元気そう✨️ お友達の柴ちゃんに会えたり、おばちゃんから手作りのよもぎ餅とこんにゃくを頂いたり、嬉しいこと尽くしの一日でした💖
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For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
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🇸🇬 An interesting new initiative from Singapore; under a new policy introduced in certain areas, cats will now accompany security personnel on their nightly patrols. 🐱🚔 The goal is to both protect community cats and bring a little more warmth to the streets. From now on, the safety of Singapore's streets will be entrusted not only to security forces, but also to their four-legged partners. 😹 However, the system is already facing a few minor challenges. Some of the feline officers have reportedly been caught taking naps in the middle of their shifts, while others tend to disappear without notice and return whenever they feel like it. 😂 Even so, experts believe this may be one of the most adorable public safety projects in recent years. One thing is certain: this is a system that absolutely deserves to be adopted around the world. 🐱❤️🌍😹
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今日は浜名湖をお散歩🐾 干潟に並ぶ謎の山……てっぺんのホイップは全部タマシキゴカイの💩なんだって! そんな💩の芸術を堪能した後、ハルが公衆トイレの前でピタッと立ち止まり 「母ちゃんトイレ大丈夫?」っておすすめしてくれました😂 今は大丈夫だよ!ありがとね🤣
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