It’s true. New Orleans has disappeared and I can walk to the beach from my house in North Texas.

Preach it! I mean try and name one positive thing @elonmusk has done for society. I’ll wait.

If you don't have your own checking account in your 30's you should be disqualified from not only holding public office, but having a job. If you can't even manage your own finances ... how can you be a senator? Or a marketing manager for that matter.

This is not a grown man

So how would this work? Virginia would wait until the popular vote comes in from every state and then decide who gets their 13 electoral votes? Why would anyone in VA bother to vote for President?

Before 1904, every autumn in the Appalachian mountains came with a harvest that cost nothing and fed everything... One in four trees in the forest was an American chestnut. Families gathered them by the bushel from the cabin door — roasting them, drying them, grinding them into meal, feeding them to the hogs that would carry the family through winter. The timber built barns, fence rails, and cradles. The tannin cured leather. Nothing on the hillside went to waste. Then a blight arrived from imported nursery stock in New York City, and within a single generation, four billion trees were dead. The harvest that Appalachian families had counted on for centuries was simply gone. No warning. No replacement. Just absence where abundance had always been. The American chestnut blight arrived in the United States around 1904 and spread at roughly fifty miles a year across the eastern forest. By 1950, an estimated four billion trees were functionally gone. The American Chestnut Foundation has spent decades crossing blight-resistant stock in hopes of bringing them back — and the first truly resistant saplings are being planted in these mountains right now. © Smokey Mountain Blue #drthehistories

This woman has brain damage.

Democrats only love the country when they are in power. this is because they don’t love the country, they love power.

The people who shot a porno in the Senate building are worried last night’s White House UFC event wasn’t dignified.

I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.

On June 13, 1777, a 19-year-old French teenager landed on a beach in South Carolina, uninvited, to fight in someone else's war. He would become one of the most important men in American history. The Marquis de Lafayette was one of the richest young aristocrats in France. He had a beautiful wife, a fortune, and zero reason to risk any of it. But he believed in the American cause so fiercely that when the French king forbade him from going, Lafayette bought his own ship and sailed anyway. He literally went AWOL from a life of luxury to bleed for a country that didn't exist yet. Congress was annoyed at first. Another foreign officer looking for a paycheck? Then Lafayette offered to serve for free and pay his own way. That got their attention. He met Washington and the two formed one of the great father-son bonds in American history. Washington had no biological children. Lafayette named his only son George Washington Lafayette. He took a bullet in the leg at Brandywine and kept rallying the retreat. He was instrumental at Yorktown, the battle that won the war. He went home a hero on two continents. A foreign teenager believed in America before America did. 249 years ago today.

I want to introduce you to Steve. He’s 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments I’ll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.

💥NEW: Jemele Hill on Karmelo Anthony: “Let this be a lesson to us, especially to teach our young black boys, ’cause we have definitely seen this in our community — where the SLIGHTEST of things has touched off something that can’t be reversed!” “So we need to be having conversation with our young black boys about emotional regulation and decision making and discernment and wisdom.”

“I never thought I’d live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones giving the middle finger to the establishment, and the left wing becoming the snivelling self-righteous twats, going around shaming everyone.” - John Lydon, The Sex Pistols

“We found 146,000 kids so far. Some of these kids claimed that they were raped over 600 times. I don't care who you are. If you can't stand for law enforcement to go find these kids, who are you?” @SecMullinDHS

Under President Trump, the State Department is defending the integrity of U.S. citizenship by ending illegal birth tourism schemes. No foreigner is permitted to obtain a visitor visa for the primary purpose of acquiring U.S. citizenship for a child by giving birth in the U.S.

The first time Karmelo Anthony is asked to move in prison... and he successfully moves... he's going to have a realization that... it was always that easy. It was ALWAYS that easy.