Sometimes.. I page through my prefrontal cortex like a codex written in fading text contemplating substance abuse Sometimes.. I pinch my carotid artery like my life depended on it contemplating letting go Usually.. i just need more sleep ...

If I started walking today, I could probably finish the Comrades marathon by Wednesday.

Pay As You Earn is the biggest scam that has been normalized and no one is willing to confront this madness!! @sarstax Nothing wrong with paying taxes, but its evil to pay almost 50% of your earnings back to government!! #TaxRevoltSA

I went down a palindrome rabbit hole and found gold: I, man, am Regal, a German am I Never odd or even If I had a Hi-Fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw? Rise to vote, sir Do geese see God? Do nine men interpret? Nine men I nod Rats live on no evil star Won't lovers revolt now? Race fast safe car Pa's a sap Ma is as selfless as I am May a moody baby doom a yam Ah Satan sees Natasha No devil lived on Lonely Tylenol Not a banana baton No X in Nixon O stone, be not so O Geronimo, no minor ego "Naomi" I moan A Toyota's a Toyota A dog, a panic, in a pagoda Oh no, Don Ho Nurse, I spy gypsies, run! Senile felines Now I see bees, I won UFO tofu We panic in a pew Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog! Credit to @alyankovic for seamlessly weaving together wordplay, rhyme, and entire lines of palindromes in the song “Bob,” an homage to the unmistakable sound and style of Bob Dylan.

I tried on some skinny jeans. Couldn't pull it off.

Not to diss innovation, but I can see the price of soy tanking.

Once you see it.... Most people don't know that the South African flag was formed by mashing the ANC flag and the Transvaal flag (Die Vierkleur) together.

Michael Jackson Bob Marley ?dunno? Ozzy Osbourne Dave Grohl Frank Zappa Chris Cornell Amy Winehouse Freddie Mercury

The only thing I like less than something branded K-Way is puffer jackets.

Kanaal Ploes.

I don't particularly follow the Comrades marathon.. but even I know that 5:44 is an astounding time. WOW!!!! Knap gedaan, Gerda.

If I never again see the Paton quote "cry the beloved country" in a social media post for the rest of my life I would still have seen it too many times.

@canalplus purchased @SuperSportTV 9 months ago. Since then no darts, no winter Olympics, no @ComradesRace. We have to deal with @SABC_Sport cutting away to a cooking show for an hour Supersport has been brilliant for decades. Please don't f#ck it up

How much of a poorer place is planet earth without Robin Williams. A loss that is still felt.

Stop! Hammer time...

Buddy skipped across the water like a rock.

Breaking News:- Historians have discovered the grave of what they believe to be the UK’s oldest ever living man in Yorkshire. He was 193 and his name was Miles from London.

"Proof" 🤭 Barry and Gerrie will tell you that wanting to believe something does not meet the threshold for proof.