Platinum-certβd songwriter, showbiz marxist, dad. 1/2 of @LivingTombstone w @YoavLandauTweet. Tunes for @HazbinHotel (A24) & #HelluvaBoss! @SamHaft.comβ‘οΈBsky
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30 Oct 2025
what a wonderful day online for people to be Normalβ’οΈ about cartoons
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I know from personal experience - every white dude writer in their early 20s wants to make the loosely-autobio-sitcom about trying to βmake it.β Maybe youβre talented but if youβre hanging your hat on that concept being fresh / original you have no idea what youβre talking about.
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RT @judysquirrels: refusing to end world hunger when you totally could should disqualify you from any kindness, love or admiration for theβ¦
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my disco elysium thing is that itβs clearly an amazingly written game but for whatever reason every time Iβve tried to play it I get 35 minutes in, fail a roll so hard I somehow trip on my subconscious and shoot myself directly in the brainstem, and decide Iβll play it next year.
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Jun 13
everyone else is going on fun noir adventures in ideology and Iβm over here like crit failing tying my necktie and instantly strangling myself to death
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my harry has never lived long enough to expose the contradictions of liberalism or fall deeply irreparably in love with kim kitsuragi but heβs had like eleven shame based aneurysms
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Jun 10
with *thousands* of absolute bangers this is actually my favorite 30 Rock line
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Jun 9
just found out they named a show this. how was that allowed
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Jun 8
Didnβt notice him at all when I watched the episode but Iβm 99% sure thatβs Radio Man
Ok we need to address the elephant in the room: who brought grandpa in? π
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Jun 7
Delighted to announce we are now selling tickets to a NEW MUSICAL from my Hellaverse music cowriter Andrew and I next year in NYC!
Whatβs it about? Uhhhhhhhhhhβ¦ well-
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Tickets at makingamusical.com/tickets if you want to be one of the first and only to see us stage a complete and total mystery π
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Sam Haft π retweeted
Jun 6
Sam in a Fluttershy shirt is very important to me
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Everybody involved with DOGE should get prison time
From 1966 to 2025 we dropped sterile flies over South America that ate screwworm and thus prevented them from spreading, but the le epic efficient cracked coders at DOGE thought this was a silly waste of the ~0 dollars it cost us.
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welp
15 Feb 2025
Despite some bogus grants, a lot of government is like this cartoon. I bet this "small team" would find a line item for "screwworm sterilization" and delete it, not knowing that they just devastated American farming: theatlantic.com/science/archβ¦
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