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4 Feb 2021
Me explaining to the Marketing Director that the organic content is only getting shared by our own employees.
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I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....
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You can basically increase LinkedIn reach and engagement 10x by simply mentioning the word AI.
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Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. Meanwhile, the world:
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You can’t hurt me my favorite cartoon characters used to shoot each other.
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Jun 13
Anthropic TLDR
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These days, marketing is basically a sequential process of messing with people's heads until they buy from you.
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Jun 12
Nothing humbles a lifelong reader faster than realizing they've been pronouncing a word wrong for ten years because they've only ever seen it written down.
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Let's not kid ourselves. It's not about the money. It's about who has it. If it were Warren Buffett, no one would give a shit.
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Jun 12
Most people in my circle don’t give an effetie ef ef about LinkedIn.
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If only the script wasn't shit.
Jun 11
Spielberg and Janusz Kaminski in Disclosure Day are moving the camera in ways that we haven't seen done in a while
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KPMG report on AI found riddled with AI hallucinations bit.ly/4uAnE7w
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Fun fact. For the 1966 World Cup, England debated denying visas for North Korea. FIFA responded that if any players from any teams were denied visas,they would relocate the World Cup, even at the last minute.
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The white dudes droning on about maxxing always look like the villains Tony Goldwyn used to play.
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Reality punishes hubris even if life doesn't.
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Jun 11
REPORT: Only Thing Capable of Making New Yorkers Friendlier Apparently Basketball: ow.ly/E0gr50ZaFrG
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Not my timeline. Boomers run the world. We're just living in it.
If your first email was some @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn address… you’re officially internet OG.
You survived dial-up screeches, AIM away messages, and Geocities pages that took 45 seconds to load. The rest of us are just guests in your timeline. Respect. 🔥
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