Heisman Trophy winner, winner. All Houston Everything. Talks Sports. BJJ Coach. Follows Astros fans. #ChaseTheFight
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May 6
Game 5 of the 2017 World Series is the greatest baseball game ever played.
The Dodgers (and their fans) should feel honored to have been a part of it.
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Jun 14
This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
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Jun 12
I can’t stop watching and laughing.
A duck wearing a Mexico kit.
I’m moving to Mexico immediately 😂🇲🇽
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Jun 12
New York fans should feel honored to have been a part of this historic game.
Jun 11
OTD in 2003, we threw a combined no-hitter against the Yankees, beating them 8-0.
#ChaseTheFight x @budweiserusa
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Jun 12
A little Southside Champagne with some barbacoa tacos goes hard.
Jun 11
I was told trying this is a requirement while in Texas. I have to compare it to Scotland’s national soft drink, Irn Bru. And tbh Big Red is pretty good.
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Jun 10
Dort was standing safely inbounds. Should have just turned and shot it. 🤷🏽
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Jun 8
Same story… different teams.
These two players are incredible, but their slumps and “slow starts” are maddening.
19 May 2025
Over the last 10 games…
Kyle Tucker is batting .162 with 2 RBIs.
Alex Bregman is batting .235 with 4 RBIs
Chicago and Boston are about to learn the frustrations of having these two super talented ball players on the team.
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Jun 6
Y'all better make this man an All-Star.
#VoteYordan ⭐️ astros.com/vote
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Jun 6
ALTUVE NOW HAS THE 7th MOST HOME RUNS OF ANY 2nd BASEMAN IN LEAGUE HISTORY. HE STILL DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR BOOS.
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Awful take. The downgrade from original TITLE WINNING mustard and ketchup to these clown unis is one of the worst uniform decisions in sports history.
Jun 4
This should've been Houston's long-term brand identity. I would argue it's the only true brand identity they've ever had. None of their other jerseys have had an ounce of personality. But there's no nostalgia tied to them because they came a few years too late.
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Jun 5
Is there a better looking baseball card than the 1989 Upper Deck series?
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Jun 3
Not my best moment.
10 Oct 2023
Wemby gonna end up as a baby Chet.
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Jun 2
Me looking at the person who caught me talking to myself
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Jun 1
It’s crazy to say it, but strip clubs are one of the reasons James Harden missed an opportunity at greatness.
James Harden with Sexyy Red, BenDaDonn & Skrilla at the Booby Trap Strip Club in Miami 🎥
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Jun 1
lol “ the Mexican matrix”
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Jun 1
Reposting this because I know it will make some of you mad, and that makes me happy.
From the bleachers to the ballfield and everywhere in between …
Baseball is for everyone. #Pride
ALT A version of the MLB logo with the colors of the Pride flag glows above a rainbow gradient background with subtle pinstripes.
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Jun 1
Kevin Alvarez last 11 games for the Woodpeckers:
.429 BA, 7 2B, 2 HR, 10 RBI, 4 BB/3 SO
The 18-year-old has raised his season average from .239 to .282 over those 11 games. #Astros
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May 29
CBS: “Ken Paxton calls you Tala-freako.”
🔥 @jamestalarico: “If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. He’s the most corrupt politician in 🇺🇸. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.”
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May 30
Backrooms was a good movie. Kinda like watching a horror flick filmed in a Meow Wolf.
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