The new Neuralink is wild!

Bro just lost a milsky.

Me: “I’m looking for a very specific brand of shorts” Amazon: “Here are 13 pages of other shorts”

Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.

The Spanish call of Antonee Robinson’s equalizer is ELITE

Absolutely incredible how bad Siri is.

Global life expectancy: 1900: 32 years. 2025: 73 years.   We doubled human lifespan in 125 years.   The most underrated stat in history.

Me watching the dude at Chipotle make my bowl

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

Whichever way you lean, if you are rooting for political assassinations, you are probably in a cult.

An AI that cross references high school instagram accounts with dress returns. It determines if the dress was worn and then rejects the return.

The White House watching soldiers get arrested for insider trading

Uhoh. This is absolutely insane. Nobody is ready for this…

That latest Mr Beast grocery store challenge.

Your body replaces 98% of its atoms every year. Within five years, every single one is swapped out. The you from 2021 is physically gone. Not "mostly gone." Gone. The atoms that used to be your face are now part of the air, the ocean, somebody else's lunch. Oak Ridge National Laboratory proved this in 1953. Your skin right now is about a month old. Your liver, six weeks. Your stomach lining regrows every five days. Your skeleton is completely different from ten years ago. A few atoms do stick around for life, buried in some brain cells, in parts of your heart, and in your tooth enamel. Scientists at the Karolinska Institute in Sweden tracked them using leftover radiation from 1950s nuclear bomb tests. The oldest surviving piece of "you" lives in your brain, your heart, and your teeth. Your brain is also erasing you. On purpose. A neuroscientist named Ron Davis at Scripps Research found that the brain has cells that release dopamine, the same chemical you feel after a good meal or a win, and use it to dissolve memories. When his team shut these cells off in test animals, they remembered twice as much. The chemical behind your best feelings is the same one shredding your past, and it never stops running. Ebbinghaus proved this back in 1885. You lose about half of everything you learn within one hour. A 2020 study from Baycrest's Rotman Research Institute had people live through a real experience and then checked how much they kept. At best, about a quarter. 75% of the details of your own life are being actively wiped by the organ that is supposed to be keeping track of it all. The universe is 13.8 billion years old. Squeeze all of it into one calendar year, with the Big Bang on January 1st, and humans show up at 11:52 PM on New Year's Eve. Your whole life, every birthday and breakup and boring Tuesday, lasts 0.17 seconds on that calendar. Not even long enough to blink. Stars will keep burning for about a hundred trillion more years, then the fuel runs out and the lights go off everywhere. The last things left will be black holes, places where gravity is so strong not even light can escape. Even those slowly leak away over a number of years so large you would need a hundred zeros to write it. After the last one is gone, nothing is left. No light, no warmth, nothing bumping into anything else, ever again. The universe reaches total stillness and stays there. Forever. Brian Cox once described the window where life can even exist as one-thousandth of a billion billion billionth, billion billion billionth, billion billion billionth of a percent of the universe's total run time. You are in that window right now. Built from borrowed atoms, running on a brain shredding its own records, here for a fifth of a second on a cosmic calendar that ends in permanent silence. Anyway, hope your Tuesday is going alright.

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JUST IN: Uganda’s military chief demands $1 billion from Turkey & “the most beautiful woman in that country for a wife,” threatens to close embassy if demands not met.

Marco Rubio finding out he’s leading peace negotiations.

This company is going to make a bajillion dollars.