Rantings from Alexander, who is stuck in Atlanta.
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27 May 2015
@rushtheband The only act where everyone runs BACK to thier seats from the bathroom during the drum solo. #r40atl
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US politics in 2003 be like...
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Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska
Jun 1
Children practicing the «Duck and Cover» protection method with a real atomic bomb explosion in the background. The photo was taken in Nevada, 40 km from the epicentre. 1952.
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May 27
Publix has occupied that building 5 times longer than the Confederacy existed
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Imagine being against nuclear energy and then putting a picture of the sun on the sticker
May 26
The anti-nuclear power sticker pisses me off so much. What the fuck are you smiling at, you little cunt? Blocking the worldwide adoption of clean sustainable energy? Go fuck yourself.
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May 26
Mate's got a laminater on his wall, mental innit
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May 21
make it a restaurant with actual free roaming owls and i will go
Hooters is rebranding as “family-friendly,” the CEO tells People Magazine.
They want the restaurant to be seen as a “neighborhood place.”
(people.com/hooters-is-rebran…)
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Rush about to release "Counterparts"
There's so much to love about 90s alt rock like the Butthole Surfers, Toadies etc but these guys are #1 for me
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Absolutely horrible idea on so many levels. Going to need to fumigate the place. Toilets that will look like Pripyat in 1986.
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Some of yall don’t know ball and it shows
May 7
I will never understand the obsession with "having a skyline"
In what context am I supposed to be benefitting from living in a city "with a skyline"
I am very rarely hovering above the suburbs in a helicopter
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What a way to reveal that not a single bar tender has enjoyed your company
May 10
The Robot bar tender is dumb but so are all the replies being like, this thing won’t comp you a beer after lending a sympathetic ear as you drown your sorrows and lament your wife leaving you.
are bars something you people learned about from movies?
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May 5
school math books guilt tripping you about homework:
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It took me a second to realize this was the sandwich place and not the NYC Subway
Went to subway just now and asked for honey mustard and the guy was like “is this enough” and i said “yeah perfect” and he said “nothings perfect”. ok
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Imagine you and several thousand other drunk cosplayer have the night of your lives here.
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May 1
There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.
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“And u have my axe.”
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Apr 22
The names of kings have been worn away by the sands of time. Gods once feared are forgotten. Monuments to the immortality of civilizations now shattered into the cobblestones of another. But one man shall survive forever because he was a really, really shitty copper merchant.
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Apr 15
i know people are always saying this kinda stuff about their cats but i cannot believe this thing just lives in my house
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Apr 16
Should have done Walken’s watch story.
Apr 16
Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.
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Apr 15
Miles Davis may be the most ferocious opponent yet faced by a Predator.
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