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20 Nov 2025
It is done! My first album release in over a decade. Prog metal at its finest. Out on all major streaming services within the next few days.
Here's the opening track:
youtube.com/watch?v=QabyYUYb…
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Jun 13
I used to think the average person had common sense.
Then I started seeing people argue that kids can’t consent to “gender-affirming care” because they’re too young to make permanent decisions about their bodies. And I thought, “Cool, so you’re against circumcision too, right?”
That’s when I discovered that applying the same principle in a different context is apparently an impossible task for a shocking number of people.
So let me get this straight: if a kid wants something done to their body, they’re too young to consent. But if you want something done to their body, suddenly consent isn’t important?
Sooo… you can chop up your kid how you want, but not how they want?
How about we stop chopping up kids altogether?
It’s a pretty simple rule: don’t permanently alter a child’s genitals unless there’s a genuine medical necessity. The fact that you like a particular form of mutilation doesn’t magically make it not mutilation.
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Jun 4
People who go to the movies for a first date deserve to be forever virgins
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May 29
Vtubers are the most cringe group on this entire platform and that's saying something
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May 17
Unpopular hot take: If you can't make affiliate within your first month on Twitch, streaming might not be for you.
May 16
Crazy it’s been 5 years since I started streaming and still not affiliated
I will not stop anytime soon I will make this happen someday
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May 7
Men who use the phrase "make love" don't deserve boobs
May 6
This is how it feels to make love to a woman with small breasts btw
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Apr 28
Quote tweet it with a Nelson gif
Apr 28
What would you do if a larger account asked an engagement bait question?
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Spas🐙 retweeted
Apr 19
5 bands I wish I could get into but I can't
Sleep Token
Sleep Token
Sleep Token
Sleep Token
Sleep Token
Apr 19
5 bands I wish i could get into but i cant
Silent planet
Invent Animate
Stray from the path
Botch
Stick to your guns
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Apr 14
Why are British cops so shite at arresting people? I've seen so many videos where a whole pack of them is incapable of subduing a single subject
Apr 14
Undercover police try and arrest a man outside screwfix in Brixton for dealing Class a drugs and as they try to arrest him the drugs go everywhere..
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Mar 29
Pretty sure my therapist doesn't give a shit
Dear men,
When was the last time someone genuinely cared about your mental health?
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Mar 28
I pity anyone who did not get to experience the '90s
Mar 28
I’m an older millennial. We had a pretty great run.
We grew up with actual childhoods before everything moved online, but we still got the internet early enough to understand it before it took over everything. We had landlines, AIM, mall culture, good music, and just enough technology to make life fun without making it weird.
Old enough to remember life before smartphones. Young enough to adapt to all of it.
That was a sweet spot.
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Mar 22
How am I supposed to become an obnoxious reply guy when my For You feed is always 8-12 hours old?
Please fix @elonmusk
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Mar 19
I paid for a blue checkmark!
This post better go viral
Here it comes:
BOOBIES!!!!
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Mar 12
Wish I knew. I never get sick, even though I sleep too little, don't eat particularly healthy, consume alcohol and nicotine, don't move anywhere near enough...
I do however supplement nutrients, drink lots of water and avoid pharmaceuticals like the plague. Seems to be working.
Mar 12
People who rarely get sick, What's your secret
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Mar 10
RDR2 is a tedious slog. Pretty but unplayable.
Mar 10
What's a gaming opinion that will get you absolutely CANCELED by the internet?? 🎮🤪
GO! 💫
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