I like Social Security, DC (especially SW), walking, transit, watermelon, carbs, and libraries. Jeopardy season 26 alum. Caretaker of the world's top cat.

Joined April 2014
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Critical #MissingPerson 87-year-old Michael Johnson, who was last seen in the 700 block of A Street, SE, on Friday, June 12, 2026. Have info? Call (202) 727-9099 / text 50411
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Realized it could be for the block party they are having today! Currently enjoying a batala performance there!
Anyone know why @ngadc is boarding up the pyramids above the cascade cafe, outside the west building? @maustermuhle @PhilipKennicott
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Got to waterfront and there was a 12 minute wait for the next train towards branch avenue. Why? I knew the red line was messed up this morning but this sucks. @wmata @wmataGM
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Anyone know why @ngadc is boarding up the pyramids above the cascade cafe, outside the west building? @maustermuhle @PhilipKennicott
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If only @DCDPW towed at night, it could get this car parked in the underpass just north of 600 4th Street SW. It's the one with a massively cracked windshield, shockingly enough. @311DCgov @BrianneKNadeau @charlesallen @DC_OCA
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It's gone this morning. DC lost the chance to get a dangerously driven car off the street and make $5000 in the process. This is why we need night and weekend towing.
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Stacy Cloyd retweeted
SHOOTING INVESTIGATION UNDERWAY IN SOUTHWEST DC WASHINGTON, D.C. — MPD First District officers are investigating a shooting that occurred Friday afternoon in Southwest D.C. According to police, officers responded around 4:32 p.m. to the 900 block of Wesley Place Southwest for reports of a shooting. Upon arrival, officers located evidence of a shooting at the scene, however no victim was initially found. A short time later, an adult male victim walked into a local fire station suffering from a gunshot wound seeking treatment. 🚑 The victim’s condition has not been released at this time. Police are currently searching for a suspect described as: 👤 Black male 🖤 Wearing a black hoodie 🖤 Black sweatpants with a white stripe on the side 😷 Black mask Detectives remain on scene investigating the circumstances surrounding the shooting.
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Critical #MissingPerson 13-year-old Saniyah Jackson, who was last seen in the 200 block of M Street, Southwest, on April 27, 2026. Have info? Call (202) 727-9099 / text 50411.
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Will @DDOTDC and @wmata ever remove the bus shelters at places that no longer have bus stops? 4th and G SW and the west side of Delaware and M SW are my top examples. Put the shelters where the bus stops! @charlesallen @SWBID @DCMID_SW
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Beekeepers are busy at the Renwick Gallery across the street from the White House removing a hive of European Honey Bees which attached themselves to the building.
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“The government’s recent acknowledgments are alarming and raise serious questions about its earlier conduct before the district court,” a federal appeals court said today in a decision vacating limits on DOGE’s access to sensitive data at the SSA. More 👇
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And correcting errant federal govt data may not be an easy thing. Look at the struggle of this poor guy who was wrongly listed as "dead" by the feds: abcnews.com/US/man-falsely-d…
“This EO would create a @DHSgov registry of where every American citizen lives & compel Americans to notify the government to update their data every time they move—lest they lose the right to vote by mail. I wonder how many Americans are comfortable with that.”- @kevinrkosar
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And there is no way to report on 311 if you see one of them parked legally on the street. If @dcdpw finds one parked illegally and tickets it, they don't look to see if it's tow-eligible.
D.C.’s speed cameras are catching super violators. Most have Va. and Md. tags. washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/…
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Too bad @DCDPW has such minimal evening and weekend towing; they could have gotten this car from a towaway zone at 3rd and G SW tonight. Of course they also could have gotten it 12/16 (before it racked up 7 speed/stop sign tickets in 5 days!) or 3/11....
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It was a few spots down on the 300 block of g St SW this morning with a fresh ticket, because it is too close to a hydrant. Too bad @DCDPW doesn't check if the vehicle is tow eligible when they ticket!
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Unfortunately, assault with a deadly weapon is up more than homicide is down. More people got shot, stabbed, beaten, etc. this year than last; so far fewer have died, but that's more about luck and good medical care than a crime reduction.
NEWS FLASH: the crime crackdown in D.C. CONTINUES to deliver results.   Homicides this year: 11* Same date last year: 29 Same date in 2024: 31   That’s a 65% drop! Safer streets. Real accountability.   *The acts that caused two of these homicides occurred in prior years.
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Stacy Cloyd retweeted
This is the shooting in which 91 shots were fired and one of the rounds went into a child’s bedroom lodging in the child’s bunk bed.
MPD detectives are seeking six persons of interest in Saturday's shooting in the 1500 block of A St, SE. We are offering a $10,000 reward in this case. Have info? Call 202-727-9099 or text 50411. Read more: mpdc.dc.gov/release/mpd-offe…
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Stacy Cloyd retweeted
Appointment television. 🍿 #WinterParalympics
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My kids' daycare is closing (with a month's notice) because of a reduction in federal, DC & private funding. They're closing 4 sites, 3 of them east of the river. Most of their clients are families with great financial needs. A massive blow to affordable, high-quality childcare.
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