WVU. Armani Guzman Enthusiast. Vokey SM10 fan. Unofficial President of the Sam Burns fan club.
Joined November 2024
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
I could be paralyzed and still find a way to turn off Zach Bryan
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
I wonder what Armani Guzman finna do after this 😭😭. Prolly fuck some bad hoes 😭😭. Maybe do a money spread 😭. Ooh he so tuff bruh. 😭😭 He really run this team. Paul so tuff bruh he probably throwing up 4’s and posting up with baddies in the strip club. 😭😭😭
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
Apr 9
Yesterday it was two blue hairs with leg tats. Today it's Tom Lehman wearing jeans outside the clubhouse. What's going on at Augusta National? Does anyone care anymore? Who asked for this? Maybe it's you. Maybe it's your FAMILY.
Apr 8
Saw two "patrons" with blue hair and leg tattoos on the "grounds" today
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
Jan 22
Could someone let me know the location of this lake?
Five of the biggest alcohol makers in the world are sitting on what’s described as “a lake” of unsold alcohol as people are drinking less than they used to.
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this is a hot take but Jamie Dimon is probably the only guy who could compellingly rescue American hegemony rn if he were president
I'll go out further on a limb and say it's a failure of US political economy that someone like him didn't have a career of public service
Jan 21
JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon:
My goal is to keep the Western world together.
So we don’t read a book in 40 years called ‘How the West Lost.’
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
Jan 11
Philadelphians are obsessed with fleeing the city at the first possible moment but then never shutting up about the eagles in their new home
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
The soldiers in the fight against Big Polyester have arrived.
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
I can see why it's so essential to replace this tee sheet with 20 lobbyists, 6 oil executives, a couple car salesmen, 5 Only Fans entrepreneurs with selfie sticks and the recently-pardoned former executive of a health care company who didn't pay taxes and instead bought a yacht.
147 players on the tee sheet on the blue course at East Potomac Golf Links this morning. Probably wind up doing 200 rounds. On Jan 7th. Let’s give them something to putt on today. @links_national
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
31 Dec 2025
PSA for the love of God —
Do not wear drivers with a suit
And absolutely not to your WEDDING
I don’t care if they are FerRaGamO BRo
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
25 Dec 2025
Transgender women all seem to have the hygiene, porn addiction, and video game interests of highly autistic shut-in men for some reason.
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
9 Dec 2025
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Utah football has fired Kyle Whittingham and replaced his position with Ranjeet from Bangladesh. This move saves Utah $7M a year and can be done virtually!
9 Dec 2025
In a groundbreaking endeavor, the University of Utah athletics is entering into what could be a $500M equity partnership with Otro Capital featuring the creation and shared ownership of a for-profit entity to operate athletics, sources tell @YahooSports.
bit.ly/44hUcZJ
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
8 Dec 2025
Ordering a tin for myself muttering “this is why they call us goyim…”
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
27 Nov 2025
Every SF Asian tech striver joke post is "can you believe that laptop is here??? You're not supposed to bring laptop here!!!!"
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
27 Nov 2025
I think people would be more likely to say “Okay, fair, fine” if the law were actually consistent
Wealthy people can brag about doing drugs on social media and homeless people can smoke crack in public
But the only people who get in trouble are 20-year-olds having a beer
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
26 Nov 2025
My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrect
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14 Nov 2025
wrong, pre-owned Tesla Model Y and the driver doesn’t understand the concept of “no torque,” giving even the strongest of sea legs car sickness
You're getting a Toyota Highlander no matter which of these you choose, this is an IQ test
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Jimbo “Armani Guzman” Steam retweeted
14 Nov 2025
Q: Was there something in the scout that made you ready to have a big night tonight?
A: Uh, yeah... the front of their jerseys said Pitt, so I really just saw red.
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