Bitch you just admitted this wasn't going to lead to sex; it's a dead bedroom. Dead bedrooms are referring to sex, not making out.
I'd ask how you can be this stupid, but I think anyone following me already knows the answer to that one. Use your brain (if you've got the brains).
what I learned from this is that if you make out with your husband but don't want to have sex, he'll be mad at you. this is great!!!!!!!!! who knows why dead bedrooms exist when husbands are this great!!!!!!!!!!!!!