The most soul crushing thing my mother told me is that I should no longer keep referring to myself as a « young adult » I’m just an « adult » now. #imold#aging#comedy#youngadult
I’m finishing the year eating all the snacks, in the same pjs 3 days in a row. When I asked my husband for the trail mix & then ate only the nuts, he asked if he could pick the crumbs off my shirt for me. This is love.
#truelove#funny#loveinyour40s
Me: I keep gaining weight
My Trainer: You’re probably gaining muscle, it weighs more.
Me: My cheeks must be getting really strong
#jokes#comedy#fitness#fatface
Remembering my early twenties when I would go to school, then work, then go dancing until the wee hours. The next morning I’d get up and go to the gym like nothing happened. That’s when I should’ve had kids. Not in my late thirties when I thought I was financially stable.
Uber Eats driver sparks debate over ‘tip-baiting’ It’s one of the worst things about being an Uber Eats driver next to your car always smelling like day old French fries, constantly waiting in to-go lines & realizing you are probably never going to make it as an actor. #jokes
Had an absolute blast this past weekend @atlfringe. Our sketch show Comedy Errors was so much fun to produce and perform! Thank you to the cast for your amazing work! #sketchcomedy#jokes#Laugh
Restaurant customer sparks major debate with video of their controversial tipping method-an amazon gift card. Next they’ll be tipping with a Starbuck’s gift card at Starbucks. #monologuejoke#jokes#comedy