Happy Anniversary to my favorite game series #MetalGear thank you @Kojima_Hideo @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN for the lifetime of memories. Have been playing since I was 9 years old! Always expanding my tiny collection, so much great stuff collect ❤️

If they didn't want you to crash your car they wouldn't have spent the past 60 years trying to make it as safe as possible for you to do so

She got a light-skinned friend, look like Harvey Dent Got a dark-skinned friend, look like Harvey Dent

i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested

Turns out you just need a bagpipe to balance and it becomes a normal slide

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

Some new prints in my shop! Available here inprnt.com/gallery/max58art/

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

Jean Ralphio

World Cup travelers after one day in NJ:

World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:

fucking incredible quote from Cregger, a writer i admire: "having your brain sucked into your phone for hours a day is *robbing you of the boredom* that is crucial to having ideas." BRING 👏 BACK 👏 BOREDOM 👏

Nintendo unveiled a teaser for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake featuring a cameo from Tupac Shakur as that one big tree.

300% quota, next ones on me

my girl’s hair on the wall of the shower

Famitsu listed every game it has given a perfect 40/40 score as part of its 40th anniversary! - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998) - Soulcalibur (1999) - Vagrant Story (2000) - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (2003) - Nintendogs (2005) - Final Fantasy XII (2006) - Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008) - Metal Gear Solid 4 (2008) - 428: Shibuya Scramble (2008) - Dragon Quest IX (2009) - Monster Hunter Tri (2009) - Bayonetta (2009) - New Super Mario Bros. Wii (2009) - Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (2010) - Pokémon Black and White (2010) - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (2011) - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011) - Final Fantasy XIII-2 (2011) - Kid Icarus: Uprising (2012) - Yakuza 5 (2012) - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle (2013) - Grand Theft Auto V (2013) - Metal Gear Solid V (2015) - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017) - Dragon Quest XI (2017) - Death Stranding (2019) - Ghost of Tsushima (2020) - The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023) - Street Fighter 6 (2023) - Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth (2024)

A band called Cor64 plays Nintendo 64 video game theme songs live and their GOLDENEYE cover is fantastic 🔥