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Joined January 2011
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“The vaccine is a tracking implant!!” he tweeted from his gps enabled smartphone with facial recognition software
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Greenland contains no penguins or Nazis
Embrace the penguin.
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Fuck ice
You can tweet "Fuck ICE" and instantly get 1000 likes btw
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*Dave Chapelle suddenly getting really serious halfway through a special* My friend, Henry Kissinger, passed away recently
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Team G.I. Robot retweeted
If you love Gone Native and want to help me out, audience voting just opened up for @shortyawards and we're up for two awards! If you could sign up for an account and vote for us in the "Video" and "Video Series" categories before 10/26 and RT this tweet, I'd appreciate it a ton.
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why do they call it Paw Patrol and not ACAB For Cuties
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Box Office: 'PAW Patrol' and 'Saw X' to Battle for No. 1 in Crowded Weekend variety.com/2023/film/news/b…
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She was the exec who wanted everyone to lose their homes
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Peppa Pig has a “big surprise” to be announced tomorrow.
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but due to the Electoral College it's actually only 43%
65% of voters say the winner of the national popular vote should win the presidency, rather than the winner of the Electoral College, a new Pew Research Center poll finds.
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“and work”
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Doctor says in 10 years time, humans will be able to live and work till the age of 120.
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Check out this interview I did with @GaryLeeNYC. And it’s my birthday so if you don’t listen you’re evil.
Enjoy this clip from latest episode of My Worst Audition as @AndyKimy shares the gut punch story of the time he completely blanked in the middle of a Shakespeare monologue for a role he really wanted. Listen and subscribe on Apple, Amazon, and Spotify! tinyurl.com/3y995amx
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TFW you get caught attempting a treason
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every politician who wields adoption as an alternative to abortion *after* advocating social services cuts can die in a fire
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The reporting on Elon Musk I've been working on for @newyorker over the past year: newyorker.com/magazine/2023/…
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The weather is bad. this is Universal Studios right now

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Me quietly crop dusting Olive Garden after destroying a fettuccini Alfredo

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Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90 degree week.
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