Official account of the BBPD, representing all PDs in BB. Account not monitored 24/7. Retweets/follows ≠ endorsement. Call 911 for emergencies. (parody)

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Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Police Department Twitter! Here you can expect to see updates on current events involving us and important announcements from us. Whatever you don't find here you will likely find on either @BBNewsStation, @IAN_TVNetwork , or @AquaBlueNetwork. Be safe
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We have officially detained SpongeBob SquarePants (@Spongester99) and he is currently being sent to jail to await his court date.
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We are looking at the riots and handling them the best we possibly can. We have sent out a warrant for the arrest of SpongeBob SquarePants for the possibility of inciting a riot.
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Perch @BBNewsStation is being arrested
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Notorious criminal Dirty Bubble is terrorizing citizens across Bikini Bottom, mostly Downtown Bikini Bottom. If you spot Dirty Bubble, call 911 immediately. Carry a sharp object such as a pin for extra defense if you are located in Downtown Bikini Bottom.
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The Police Department has sent officers to forcefully shut down the Chum Bucket owned by @/EviWSJPWankton after he has refused to comply with the shutdown demand, we have also ordered a warrant for his arrest.
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Please stop protesting :/
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Bikini Bottom Police Department retweeted
Nooooooo 😭😭😭
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Welcome back sir! We're happy to welcome Chief Goku back to his position!
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Patrick Star, leader and founder of the Pink Conservative Party of Bikini Bottom (correct us if the name is wrong), has brought himself to the Police Department and is currently awaiting trial for the crime of hunting sugar daddies, and endangered species.
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More updates coming soon. @Rea1Me2005
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Yes, we are looking into @Rea1Me2005's hunting of the endangered species, the sugar daddy.
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War never changes.
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The BBPD is on the lookout for individuals Goku and Perch Perkins. While Perkins was in prison, Goku broke him out. They are currently on the run. Once caught, they will be taken to court. Please send any tips on their location to our direct messages.
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Perch has recently turned himself in, he will be tried under the court of law on 1/11/25.
We put out a warrant for Perch Perkins' arrest for the burning of innocent nematode, John Stilhungri's, house, if you have seen him please turn him in to the police immediately. Thank you.
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We put out a warrant for Perch Perkins' arrest for the burning of innocent nematode, John Stilhungri's, house, if you have seen him please turn him in to the police immediately. Thank you.
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We put a warrant out for Spingebills (@RomitsTheThingy) arrest, he is a wanted fugitive. If anyone knows of his whereabouts please send them to the department.
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Bikini Bottom Police Department retweeted
I should not have had to make this video, I shouldn't need to be tweeting this. Please, wherever you can, share this video, get it seen by as many people as you can. I appreciate anything and everything. youtube.com/watch?v=ZBlqgd4Q…
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Bikini Bottom Police Department retweeted
I should not have had to make this video, I shouldn't need to be tweeting this. Please, wherever you can, share this video, get it seen by as many people as you can. I appreciate anything and everything. youtu.be/ZBlqgd4Q9Io
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Bikini Bottom Police Department retweeted
In memory of @deerparkpd, Pronounced Dead at uh idfk 2 weeks ago? anyways, they was a good man. Repost to spread awareness to this sad event #DeerPark #DeerParkStrong #WeAreDHS #dppd
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