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Trying to drink less caffeine (by drinking one extra large cold brew at the start of the the day)
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So Iran opens the strait, gets a fee per ship passing through, gets $10 billion in cash minimum up front, and we punt on nuclear terms till later. This is an American surrender to a terrorist regime sold this morning to various conservative outlets to cheerlead.
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Her own “evidence” hilariously includes a warning that it is a target of Russian propaganda—which she then repeats. This woman is dumber than a bag of hammers. It might as well say “Tulsi Gabbard, Anna Paulina Luna, and other moutbreathers might lie about this” across the top.
Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine. In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted. odni.gov/index.php/newsroom/…
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The Driftless is one of rural America's hidden glories.
What are some underrated cities (or even more rural places) in the US I need to explore this summer? 🇺🇸
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Words cannot express how much I despise this man.
Pete Hegseth in Normandy: Sadly, today different European beaches are stormed by different dangerous ideologies. In Spain and Italy and Greece and Bulgaria, boats and men arrive. When will European capitals do something about that invasion? Or is it too late?
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Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you
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Notable that Rep. Andy Ogles isn't even opposing gay marriage here. He's straight up saying "homosexuality has no place in America." Seems like the GOP may be retracing its steps on this issue.
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Congressman Lawler needs to desperately win a swing seat that voted for Harris in 2024 in a blue wave, all while the GOP at its ideological *center* is trying to equate gay Americans as the antithesis of the nuclear family and have no place in America. Break a leg, nerd!
June is Pride Month, a time to celebrate love, acceptance, and the freedom to be yourself. Happy Pride Month to all who are celebrating!
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Month 16
TRUST IN TRUMP. "Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!" - President Donald J. Trump. 🇺🇸
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I have an idea what this is, and I'm not going to like it.
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You introduced a bill in the Senate to rename a highway after the scorpion. That was two weeks ago.
An old, but apt fable: A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character." @Wikipedia
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I’m confused is Platner a Nazi, a Communist, a white nationalist, an antifascist, a Republican, or a socialist? Words do mean something…
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Heinrichs: He made lots of anti-white statements… He even has a tattoo that has Nazi symbology.
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Stolen valor and conservative-washing progressive politics? welcome back 2000
Before Congress, there was The Citadel. I was the first woman to graduate from the Corps of Cadets. Nothing was handed to me there. In fact, I didn't even tell my father I had applied and was accepted until after the fact. This is the place where we salute the American flag, not burn it to the ground. This is where you go to learn grit, discipline, and to be strong. This is where I learned what I was made of. And those lessons have never left me. The Citadel prepared me for a lifetime of service. I carry it with me every single day. Serving South Carolina has been and always will be the honor of my lifetime.
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Let's be clear, the number of RW folks who are now lock-step about trying to get christian republicans to vote for Paxton is entirely because of how much stuff Ken Paxton has on him and what's coming. Also becuase TX republicans are trying to tea party the MAGA movement now
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The "deal" is a 60-day ceasefire extension that reopens the Strait of Hormuz but punts all the more difficult nuclear issues. It will also entail major US concession like sanctions relief. Why is @BarakRavid retweeting spin from a hack like Scott Jennings of all people??
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Deadnaming Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is Israeli behavior
Victor Wembanyama (22 years, 134 days) passes Lew Alcindor (22 years, 352 days) as the youngest player with 40 points and 20 rebounds in a playoff game😲
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I had an old Boss who once told me he didn’t give a shit about this 1) because the spoils system is an honest version of government corruption and 2) it will be worth to have Christ back in America. That’s why 30-40% of the nation not only allows this but prefers it
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump traded stocks over 3,700 times in Q1 2026 - averaging 59 trades per day, 9 per hour, or one trade every 7 minutes.
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The federal government going out of its way to attack a Christian-coded business, to win over the accommodations of arguably heretical Christian denominations, is some real Trump 2.0 stuff. Maybe because it’s an Austin Franchise?
The U.S. government is suing one of Chick-fil-A’s franchisees, alleging it denied an employee Saturdays off to observe her sabbath. on.wsj.com/4dvioM4
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Actually, I don’t think we’ve gone far enough…
Last week, two grizzly bear attacks claimed the life of a hiker in Glacier National Park and seriously injured two others in Yellowstone National Park. These tragedies are a sobering reminder that grizzly bear populations have recovered well beyond sustainable levels, and it is past time for the federal government to delist them and give states the management tools they need to protect both people and wildlife. Delist the grizzly.
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