power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)
Joined March 2017
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We’re floating on the tip of forever
Sir this is a Wendy’s
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The way you say my name should honestly come with a warning label.
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The first rule of tweet club is you don't tell anyone you're in tweet club.
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The Muppets prepared me for adulthood better than any guidance counselor.
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24 Jul 2025
Alright who puddinged in my bread?
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13 Aug 2025
A wasp’s nest is just a goth piñata
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Have you tried reclaiming all your hairbrushes about it?
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10 Sep 2025
explain it to me like I'm 5 drinks in
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Jun 13
The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn't belong
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Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There's a nap for that.
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Ever wonder how french kissing came about, like who thought they’d like to lick someone else’s tongue?
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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re super excited and elated about opening a fresh pack of Swedish dishcloths*
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I want more than half assed attention, I want to eat your soul
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I won't tell anyone if I don't win the lottery but there will be sighs
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Jun 13
I'm sure T rexes used something as backscratchers but exactly what has been lost to history.
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Some of my tweets are old enough to drive.
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