Thought about telling my neighbor how much I admire her clematis, but it sounded too weird in my head to say out loud.

Your “joke” disgusts me. My chicken died crossing a road.

I found the daily atrocities and massacres harder to excuse, to be honest. Elon calling attention to such things was a trifle compared to a man getting his eyes gouged out in the middle of the street.

British people probably call English muffins something like wimble cakes or some shit.

It really works!!

Look at the size of that ironing board .

As a Japanese watching the UK right now, I have one simple question. A Sudanese asylum seeker just tried to behead a local man in Belfast. The victim lost an eye. This comes after years of grooming gangs raping thousands of British girls — gangs that police and councils deliberately ignored because they were afraid of being called racist. In Japan, even one case like this would have triggered national outrage and immediate policy reversal. But in Britain, the conversation is still about “not being far-right.” British people, at what point does protecting your own children become more important than protecting your reputation? We genuinely do not understand this.

PP Construction Fnarr fnarr 😂

When your computer so bad that even the real life shadow rendering is set to low

One point: He lives in Monaco because he can afford to live in Monaco. I highly doubt that's JUST to avoid UK taxes...

Clearly the cyclist's fault

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I’m on a rock hurtling through a near infinite space that formed over billions of years, with countless events occurring precisely the way they had to for me to be here now. Yes, I’m aware I have a chocolate stain on my shirt.

It's 3.20pm, and Morrisons is banging out Vengaboys Boom Boom Boom... FFS 😑

And that was just the nurses!

Basschicken is my new favorite tt account

The only thing that stops violent men from raping you and your society are other men who are equally willing to be violent in stopping the rapists. The West has decided that the highest virtue is to quietly comply with the destruction of your civilization because to do otherwise is bigoted toward the rapists. It really is that simple.

Can I just say way back when I had a mate and we would spend all night playing submarine computer games while listening to Enya and so of course I can't hear her now without thinking of firing torpedoes into Japanese aircraft carriers? #Mentalhealth

Marvellous. Video just in from Hannah, visiting the U.K from Florida and learning to waterski. Super.

It blows my mind that this whole trans idea even exists. Like how fucking retarded do you have to be? Lol.