I’m a comedy relief character that gets killed off in season 2, for telling too many puns. he/disappoint/disappointment. just trying to be a twitter mom
Joined February 2020
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2 Aug 2020
Shampoo bottles are more dramatic than little brothers. Like I barely touched you! Why did you fall down!?
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31 Jul 2022
Arms should be removable at bedtime.
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1 Aug 2022
🎶 Never gonna get you out
Never gonna heat you up
Never gonna remember I wanted to eat you
-me, putting leftovers away in the fridge
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26 Mar 2021
Light as a feather, smorg as a board
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26 May 2022
Bump in the night? No, I’m more scared of things that go bump in the day. Like If someone bumps into my car, that’s like $2,000 that I really don’t have
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17 Apr 2022
me: I like bird watching
date: I prefer bad boys
me: *nervously* I only watch geese
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13 Apr 2022
How many calories are in post-nasal drip?
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12 Apr 2022
Well well well, if it isn’t me getting takeout after spending $300 on groceries.
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12 Apr 2022
I’m starting to get second thoughts about this discount meal kit service
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11 Apr 2022
Anyone else have that one friend that just jumps out at any given moment so they can scare you? Ya, well their Personality trait is a Toaster
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8 Apr 2022
Him: Let me be frank.
Frank: No, it's my turn.
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20 Mar 2022
A big shout out to the inventor of hugs. A
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12 Mar 2022
I'm saving all my good tweets for when there are more of you.
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26 Feb 2022
People who say “that’s too much cheese” are not my people.
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22 Feb 2022
Twitter has been very educational for me. For instance did you know there are several people named Nate?
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13 Feb 2022
I sure hope the Bengals release like 100 tigers into the crowd if they win.
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12 Feb 2022
One time I ate four Doritos and then stopped.
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1 Feb 2022
Just had a dream where my parents got a divorce over not evenly splitting a bag of fruit snacks
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