My dog Copper doesn't speak in English often - only when he has something important to say. Today, I got home from the market, he was waiting for me, with a stern look, and said: "The TV just said you have the world's first human trillionaire, and people are cheering it. And it also said that this new trillionaire eliminated humanitarian aid that will cause the needless death of the world's poorest children. Children! Death! Cheering! I do love you, daddy, and you're a good man. But your species sucks and should not be in charge of things."