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Balls McGee retweeted
Apr 19
I am betting that Mortal Kombat and Masters of the Universe both will underperform domestically. Michael will do well. Prada will do well. Toy Story 5 and Dune 3 will be big. Supergirl will bomb. Mandalorian will bomb.
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Balls McGee retweeted
Jun 12
There’s no way they won’t notice
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Jun 6
"If you don't enjoy watching me slowly shove these large objects up my rectum, then you couldn't possibly enjoy watching Empire Strikes Back."
- A Disney Star Wars fan
Jun 6
Calling TLJ “not real Star Wars” because it dared to challenge heroes and explore failure isn’t just gatekeeping, it’s missing the point George Lucas made for decades.
Movies for kids can still be for adults too.
My guess is if you hate The Last Jedi, you would have hated The Empire Strikes Back too (if social media had been around to tell you how you were supposed to react to it).
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Balls McGee retweeted
May 15
She is not, and she has no resemblance to the character. Directors need to decide who they are making the movies for. They can’t split the baby. The academy hates 95% of American culture and Americans hate 95% of what the Academy promotes. So you really have to choose.
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May 8
I got goose pimples from this photo, hope it's not AIDS.
Everyone has been in my box asking where Ellen has been, and I'm happy to report she is in the studio filming the next Finding Nemo movie.
I know that learning this will thrill you to the core.
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Mar 18
Next up, The Doors 2 about Jim Morrison after he faked his death.
Val Kilmer Resurrected by AI to Star in ‘As Deep as the Grave’ Movie — First Look (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2026/film/news/v…
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Mar 7
Barack Obama is keynote speaker at the grand opening of a brand new weed dispensary.
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For Best Picture Oscar eligibility, films must meet at least two of four Representation and Inclusion Standards (RAISE) via a confidential form. These cover:
A: On-screen representation/themes
B: Creative leadership/team
C: Industry access/opportunities
D: Audience development
Details at oscars.org. Other categories have no such requirements.
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Feb 20
Q: What do Black bodies do when they're cold?
A: They put on their Ta-Nehisi Coates.
Happy Black History Month to all who celebrate!
#BlackHistoryMonth
#BlackHistory
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Balls McGee retweeted
Feb 7
Trump likes to joke around, same as anyone. Ridiculous to think everything he posts on fun social media sites has to be some stuffy message befitting the office of POTUS. We like to laugh. We like to joke. MAGA.
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Balls McGee retweeted
Feb 6
Bro just start drinking the water really fast.
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Balls McGee retweeted
Jan 31
These people 100% think they’re in a movie. It’s a performance. It’s all about their own egos and about imagining themselves as badass rebels fighting “the man.” In reality, they’re privileged little nerds who have zero relationships with working class or poor people and have no idea how the real world works
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Feb 1
An actual rapist in Minneapolis could rape with abandon and now thanks to Democrats all the whistling in the world won't be the attention grabber it once was.
Jan 29
Congratulations to the Minneapolis Rape Whistle for replacing the KN95 mask as the easiest way to self-identify as retarded.
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Feb 1
You know Marty Supreme now meet Marty Cheese Pizza
Jan 31
Finally got my Armani Suit back from the tailor‘s. Feel like the YSL loafers match very well
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Balls McGee retweeted
Jan 30
One of the defining, unstated philosophies of Democrats in the modern era can be understood as follows:
If a Democrat breaks the law in furtherance of a cause that Democrat personally believes to be just, such Democrat did not break the law.
Pretty much every major news story of the past few weeks has been based in this belief--see, e.g., Don Lemon, Alex Pretti, Renee Good and every other Democrat domestic terrorist violating numerous federal, state and local criminal statutes.
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Jan 30
Remembering the time Ellen's life was saved by Scott Adams
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