High school librarian with a penchant for all things magic, Jeff Goldblum, Thor, & horror. She/her. Choose a worthy story.🕯📚
Joined December 2010
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8 Mar 2017
Boss: "Are you busy?"
Me: --closes tab with price comparisons on device that allows my dog to text me-- "No, not particularly."
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Jun 14
The fact WH is fretting about this is incriminating in and of itself. Also… Let me be clear: if the reporters actually got incriminating recordings and they sat on them to publish a book instead of breaking news, that is a complete dereliction of duty.
SCOOP: Top White House officials believe NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their new book.
Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth. axios.com/2026/06/14/trump-s…
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Jun 14
the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me
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Jun 14
United Nations Convention Against Torture explicitly names acoustic bombardment as a torture method. They should sue these data center owners for human rights violations.
Sure to impact animal and human reproduction...mark my words.
Poor guy saw his home's value drop to essentially zero.
Ain't no one buying a house to deal with that noise 24/7
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Jun 15
told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon
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NEW: At the Turning Point USA women's summit, conservatives speak freely about willingly giving up their right to vote.
"I would be okay with giving up my right to vote, because I know that [my husband] would represent me well,” said one attendee.
democracydocket.com/news-ale…
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🔥 @CMPunk: “No, I wouldn’t go to the White House — If David Duke invites me over for tacos I’m not going. A racist is a racist. I call it like I see it.” x.com/SI_MMA/status/10048284…
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Jun 13
RIP Jane Yolen. This one hurts. Jane was always lovely to me, and her Pit Dragon trilogy was one of the main inspirations for Eragon. That, and I've been reading her children's books to my own kids these past few years. We've lost a master today.
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Jun 14
Mamdani on the viral "my mayor's Muslim" Knicks fan: "Thanks to him, there are a lot of people who have just been running up to me over the last few weeks just shouting, 'My Mayor's Muslim!' I said, 'It's true. I am.'"
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Jun 14
This is the reason the Knicks are NBA Champions. Spike Lee knew what he was doing.
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Jun 14
Welcome to Nashville’s hottest neighborhood: Guinea Pig Village 🐹🏘️🤩
Zero traffic, unlimited snacks and top-tier amenities.
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Jun 14
NEW: Pope Leo XIV’s new archbishop of New York, Ronald Hicks, celebrates the Knicks’ title with Mayor Zohran Mamdani at the city’s Puerto Rican festival.
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Jun 14
Selling major news in a book instead of simply reporting it. You don’t hate mainstream “journalists” enough.
SCOOP: Top White House officials believe NYT reporters Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their new book.
Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth. axios.com/2026/06/14/trump-s…
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Jun 13
John Turturro says in the early days Spike Lee once partly paid him in Knicks tickets 😂
"Sometimes he would say, listen, you know, I can't pay you the amount of money that you normally get, so I would say 'well then give me five games.'"
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Jun 14
A single lightning strike within 8 miles of tonight’s #UFCWhiteHouse fights will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
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Jun 14
Do the Right Thing reunion hell yea
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Jun 14
Not believing in science can really bite you in the ass.
$14 million “beautification” and just 3 days later it looks worse than ever because there was a reason we didn’t paint the reflecting pool dark colors like “American flag blue.” Mainly that it would raise the water temp and cause rapid algae growth.
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This article about rich men seeking trad wives confirmed my suspicions that these men don't know what they want or who they are, so they rely on ideals and archetypes to fill in romantic gaps. They also don't seem to consider these women's desires, shown by their uncommitment to
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