Salesforce Developer @ H-E-B and open source contributor. All tweets are my own personal opinion. I like software, cats, and metal.

Joined July 2012
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5 Apr 2021
Today was a good day in the software world. Supreme Court Sided with Google today in Oracle v. Google. This court case began when I was a SOPHOMORE in college, and I've been watching it like a hawk since then. Yay for not having to butcher all the APIs. supremecourt.gov/opinions/20…

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19 Jun 2019
If you're in the area and into tech/software development, get a ticket to this conference! I attended the amazing first iteration and will be speaking at the 2nd!
We've added some great new special guests with @SimoneGiertz joining @lzsthw, @elefontpress, @aspleenic, @StephenBallNC, and @adekunleoduye to complete a special third wave of speakers. Tickets $249 until Friday at codeandsupply.co/products
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30 Mar 2019
Thank you @Dell and @Alienware for the awesome m15 laptop from a @SXSWGaming contest! Runs like a charm. #ALIENWARE
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Upgraded to a brand new dev system today, and... what is this? Really? About time!
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1969: -what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM? -sending people to the moon 2017: -what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM? -running Slack
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.@ZDWare talks about hardware <video> rendering and codecs in our latest blog #programming #webm #patents #codes blog.uship.com/shippingcode/…

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17 Oct 2016
UPDATE: East 10th Street reopened after reports of a suspicious package turned out to be a jar of pickled okra kxan.com/2016/10/17/suspicio…

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Few email headers bring as quick a smile as "Canceled: <some meeting>"
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My son texted his friend asking if he wanted to come over for a Nerf war, but it got autocorrected to "nerd war".
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I wish old console dev environments could go fully open. Would be interesting to see what niches could still flourish on previous gens.
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My son is going to really learn the value of comments when I have him re-do his Project Euler solutions in a new language six months later.
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24 Jan 2016
Journos: The #ISIS video's "encrypted email" is confirmed fake. If any official responds as if it's real, push back.
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16 Sep 2015
who called it test-driven development and not asserts before reverts
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31 May 2015
@MikeKeithNelsen agrrreeeeeed
8 May 2015
today, postgresql got upsert functionality. it was a good day.
17 Mar 2015
Brad BellFlower looks like Jeff Goldbulm.
25 Feb 2015
Anyone remember when Sourceforge used to be cool? You know, before the bundled adware/malware with every file hosted?
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4 Feb 2015
git pull primantis cheesesteak
16 Jul 2014
Extending an open source GUI for Redis... Written in C . Maybeeeeee over my head.
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Perhaps the greatest Bootstrap theme in the known universe: kristopolous.github.io/BOOTS….
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