NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
This weekend reminds me of when the Barbie movie was out and you could walk past people and say "Hi, Barbie!" and they would say it back, but this time the expression is "Knicks in 5"
Next time you go to Walmart pay attention to how many young women are stocking shelves that you’d normally find hostessing at mid-tier restaurants in your area. There’s your consumer confidence index. There’s your recession indicator.
Listening to Lena Dunham’s book and she just said “I am an adulteress, I am a c*nt, my intestines are where my uterus should be, but look at me: I am alive” and before I could stop myself, I whispered, “Knicks in five.”
didnt even check Charli tix this morning bc the writing was on the wall, I’ve seen her 7 times, and already spent that money on the perfect pair of summer sneakers
The concept of me defending Timothee Chalamet through the ballet scandal just for him to turn around and maybe do the most anti art thing you can do in 2026 (sell out to Kalshi)