She/her/Her Majesty. Mama to the best boy. Views are mine, not yours. Passionate about Palliative Care. Battler of Biofilm. Black Lives Matter. Wear a mask.
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
22 Mar 2025
This morning my mom spoke at the funeral of her dear friend who suffered with Alzheimer's for the past decade and she shared "lilacs reminded her of her mother so I brought her bouquets of them from my yard until she couldn't remember why she loved them anymore."
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
25 Jan 2025
everyone please keep my 15 yo in your thoughts and prayers today. Because of a plumbing issue that isn't fixed yet, he has to walk about 20 steps further to the next closest bathroom from his room. He is "sick of this crap".
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
25 Jan 2025
I hate HATE HATE when nurses withhold pain medication especially for chronic pain patients or very painful procedures for βslightly low blood pressureβ
Treat their pain. IF the blood pressure tanks we can deal later.
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The year was 2010.
We had a new admission that day at the long term care facility.
Admissions were always exciting but also stressful for staff.
Are they coming willingly ? Is the family making this decision? Have they exhausted all other avenues ? Will they adapt quickly ?
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Since there's a mass exodus on this app, I can also be found here:bsky.app/profile/elegantly-wβ¦
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
2 Nov 2024
Weβve all lost a friend.
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
In Alberta, a 14 year old can consent to sex with an adult but can't choose their own nickname at school without their parents' permission.
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
4 Oct 2024
The people worried about chemtrails, are also against mask mandates.
Iβm just going to let that sit there.
And stew in its own incongruity.
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
23 Sep 2024
Me: Did the patient bite her tongue or have urinary incontinence?
Med student: Not sureβ¦
Me: Well, if youβre worried about a possible seizure, itβs important to-
Student: β¦because she is anuric and has no teeth.β
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
28 Aug 2024
#HornyActivism pt. 481
CONSERVATIVES: Sit like a lady. Cross your ankles. You need to sit with your knees together or men will get the wrong idea. They'll think you're a slut.
MEANWHILE, MEN:
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
28 Aug 2024
Triads in surgery
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
20 Aug 2024
Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy you were"
- how many hours you worked
People WILL remember:
- the quadratic formula
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
8 Aug 2024
The only way to address very real decline and symptoms that are not being addressed (as we cannot even see our family docs anymore)β- is to end up in a dire medical crises in the ER.
Period.
This is our medical care now.
And IT IS also crumbling.
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
6 Aug 2024
The last time I was super into the Olympics was probably 1994 when Elvis Stojko did the quadruple whatever the fuck in jeans and so after watching 3x3 basketball this year, Iβll be back for the 2054 Olympics.
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
1 Aug 2024
As a 40 year old parent of a toddler I now firmly believe the song, "head shoulders knees and toes," is actually a reminder for me to take ibuprofen.
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
31 Jul 2024
I love that all us Millennials were told by our Boomer parents that weβd get more conservative as we aged and here we are in our 30s/40s and all liberal AF.
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Alyssa Stevenson π retweeted
31 Jul 2024
why isnβt there an Olympic category for who can draw the Krebs cycle from memory the fastest
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