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Slides and recording of "The CI/CD Experience - #Kubernetes Edition" @ciberkleid & I presented earlier this week, are now available: Theory demo: youtube.com/watch?v=_Ccz7SV2โ€ฆ Slides: speakerdeck.com/andreaseversโ€ฆ Expert fireside chat: youtube.com/watch?v=N-MyH6-iโ€ฆ @VMwareTanzu #CICD #Tanzu

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At least Zuckerberg has the excuse he had good intentions when building out his disinformation machine. How do these OpenAI developers sleep at night knowing they are actively building a weapon of mass disinformation?
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Introducing Sora, our text-to-video model. Sora can create videos of up to 60 seconds featuring highly detailed scenes, complex camera motion, and multiple characters with vibrant emotions. openai.com/sora Prompt: โ€œBeautiful, snowy Tokyo city is bustling. The camera moves through the bustling city street, following several people enjoying the beautiful snowy weather and shopping at nearby stalls. Gorgeous sakura petals are flying through the wind along with snowflakes.โ€
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Bye Bye @Java 8 and 11 ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Exciting news for KOR ๐Ÿค—
14 Nov 2023
๐Ÿ’ฅNEWS ALERT๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ASIC Granted an Australian Derivative Trade Repository (ADTR) License to KOR Reporting ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Becoming only the 2nd company to hold such a license in the Australian market. Covering all asset classes and services all client segments. korfinancial.com/press/kor-aโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ’ฅNEWS ALERT๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ASIC Granted an Australian Derivative Trade Repository (ADTR) License to KOR Reporting ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Becoming only the 2nd company to hold such a license in the Australian market. Covering all asset classes and services all client segments. korfinancial.com/press/kor-aโ€ฆ
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"We believe that it is important to design AI tools that are useful to people of all backgrounds and political views." Whenever Elon's involved, hatred and bigotry spreads under the guise of "free speech".
5 Nov 2023
Just released Grok x.ai
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"Your new password can't be the same as your previous password"
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Times are changing, and so is data storage. Learn how @KOR_FIN embraced innovation by adopting @apacheKafka as their system of record, leaving traditional databases behind. Read more in @TheNewStack โคต๏ธ brnw.ch/21wCp9X
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The most effective design critiques begin with questions before comments. "Tell me why you chose to do X?" "Have you considered Y?" before "I think X should be Y instead..." Simple, but most critiques jump to comments... only to find there's often a strong rationale for X.
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28 Aug 2023
Think differently about data storage, the benefits of using @apachekafka , and advice for anyone interested in following this path. Our CTO @andreasevers shares how @KOR_FIN make this all happen with @confluentinc.
25 Aug 2023
Times are changing, and so is data storage. Learn how @KOR_FIN embraced innovation by adopting @apacheKafka as their system of record, leaving traditional databases behind. Read more in @TheNewStack โคต๏ธ brnw.ch/21wC05q
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Ugh. I'm certainly not a fan of Scrum and its painpoints and misinterpretations, but shitposts to generate views like this are not helping our industry. Also, equating a disease that kills millions of people each year to a software project management system is frankly offensive.
27 Aug 2023
Scrum is a cancer. I've been writing software for 25 years, and nothing renders a software team useless like Scrum does. Some anecdotes: 1. They tried to convince me that Poker is a planning tool, not a game. 2. If you want to be more efficient, you must add process, not remove it. They had us attending the "ceremonies," a fancy name for a buttload of meetings: stand-ups, groomings, planning, retrospectives, and Scrum of Scrums. We spent more time talking than doing. 3. We prohibited laptops in meetings. We had to stand. We passed a ball around to keep everyone paying attention. 4. We spent more time estimating story points than writing software. Story points measure complexity, not time, but we had to decide how many story points fit in a sprint. 5. I had to use t-shirt sizes to estimate software. 6. We measured how much it cost to deliver one story point and then wrote contracts where clients paid for a package of "500 story points." 7. Management lost it when they found that 500 story points in one project weren't the same as 500 story points on another project. We had many meetings to fix this. 8. Imagine having a manager, a scrum master, a product owner, and a tech lead. You had to answer to all of them and none simultaneously. 9. We paid people who told us whether we were "burning down points" fast enough. Weren't story points about complexity instead of time? Never mind. I believe in Agile, but this ain't agile. We brought professional Scrum trainers. We paid people from our team to get certified. We tried Scrum this way and that other way. We spent years doing it. The result was always the same: It didn't work. Scrum is a cancer that will eat your development team. Scrum is not for developers; it's another tool for managers to feel they are in control. But the best about Scrum are those who look you in the eye and tell you: "If it doesn't work for you, you are doing it wrong. Scrum is anything that works for your team." Sure it is.
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ALT No Nope GIF

27 Jul 2023
New Post: Should We Create an Interface for Only One Implementation? buff.ly/3W6Rkd0
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๐Ÿ” RT if you think ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช @VCampenaerts is the Super-combative of the #TDF2023! ๐Ÿ” RT si vous pensez que ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช @VCampenaerts est le Super-combatif du #TDF2023 !
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๐ŸŽ‰Announcing my latest blog post on effective time-dependent code testing โฐDiscover strategies for reliable testing in time-dependent scenarios and gain better control over your Java applications and their tests, even the clock is ticking jonasg.io/posts/how-to-effecโ€ฆ #java #testing
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Dear god, what the fuck.
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Microsoft Teams is an abomination of a product. The only reason companies use it is because it's included with an Office 365 subscription. I'm not convinced that even a single designer ever worked on it
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Take a late lunch and join me at 12 O'Clock in room 6 @jcon_conference to find out why your tests need some architecting. And maybe have lunch together and discuss afterwards ? #JCON2023
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20 Jun 2023
Hear from our CTO,ย @andreasevers , on how we use Confluent Cloud as a single source of truth and immutable transaction log for four decadesโ€™ worth of trade reporting data to stay in compliance with financial regulations. confluent.io/resources/onlinโ€ฆ #kafka #confluent #DataOps
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If you're at @VoxxedBrussels today, make sure to check out my colleague @jonas_grgt's talk on "Your tests also need some architecting". Tests are what enable refactoring, which enables going fast forever, so I couldn't agree more with the premise of this talk. #VoxxedDaysBrussels
Checked in and ready to start a wonderful day @VoxxedBrussels
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Elon Musk has an internet radicalization problem. He spends his time online responding to and interacting with white supremacist talking points and amplifying their messages. This has been happening out in the open for months. It's time to start covering him as such.
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