Author of two contemporary novels; Melting in the Middle launched November 2020, and now Coming Clean, launched October 2024. Love Hull City despite everything.

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Another really positive review for Coming Clean from @BookishHermit on the blog tour, organised by @rararesources. Thanks for taking the time to read and review it. #WritingCommunity #writingfiction
"a thought-provoking read that resonates long after the last page is turned." says @BookishHermit about Coming Clean by @andy_howden instagram.com/p/DFFPJELobaS/
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This is the best response I've seen to the BBC's focus on personality rather than serious political analysis.
Chris, what is most striking about your piece is not the reporting of events, but the relentless effort to frame every development through the prism of impending collapse. Throughout the article, readers are presented not with objective analysis, but with a succession of loaded phrases and assumptions designed to reinforce a predetermined narrative. A premiership is described as "flailing", potential rivals are elevated into waiting successors, and routine political disagreement is transformed into evidence of a government supposedly on the verge of disintegration. What is conspicuously absent is any serious examination of the reality facing any government today. Defence spending does not emerge from thin air. Every additional pound committed to the armed forces must either be raised through taxation, borrowed, or diverted from another area of public expenditure. That is not a political slogan. It is a fiscal fact. You devote considerable attention to those criticising the Defence Investment Plan, yet remarkably little attention to what their alternative would be. If the spending settlement is inadequate, what precisely should replace it? Where would the money come from? Which taxes should rise, or which public services should face reductions? These are the questions that matter. The article also appears determined to portray every resignation as a judgement on Sir Keir Starmer's leadership while giving scant consideration to the possibility that ministers can disagree on policy without it amounting to an existential crisis for the government. Westminster may enjoy perpetual leadership speculation, but governing a country requires rather more than gossip, intrigue and anonymous briefings. Perhaps the greatest weakness in your analysis is the assumption that political commentary can substitute for political reality. The government remains in office with a substantial parliamentary majority, inflation has fallen significantly from its peak, economic growth has returned, and major policy decisions continue to be implemented. Whether one supports the government or not, those are facts rather than interpretations. In the end, your article says far more about the current appetite among sections of the media for leadership drama than it does about the actual condition of the government. The country deserves analysis grounded in evidence, not a running commentary built upon Westminster's favourite pastime: predicting the imminent downfall of every Prime Minister. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx26…
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The Guardian: “Net migration down by three-quarters, the biggest fall in NHS waiting lists for 17 years, knife crime cut by 10%, the economy growing the fastest in the G7, rising wages, energy bills and petrol prices held down, the biggest sustained rise in defence spending since the cold war, a massive expansion of free childcare … If Keir Starmer did tub-thumping lists of Labour’s achievements in the style of Gordon Brown, he would not actually have a shortage of things to talk about.” During the two years of Labour government, following fourteen years of Tory mismanagement, there have actually been significant improvements in Britain. Why does the Tory media not report them?
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Labour have halved the asylum backlog, yet the media never mention it. Why is that?
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This is a brilliant investigative piece on Farage, the dark millions behind him and the double standards of so much British journalism. Read and retweet! Nigel Farage pocketing £5m from a donor shows he’s unfit for power app.prospectmagazine.co.uk/s…
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Sadio Mane, a Senegalese soccer star, earns approximately $10.2 million annually. He gave the world a rude awakenng after some fans were flabbergasted when they saw him carrying a cracked iPhone 11. His response was awesome: "Why would I want ten Ferraris, 20 diamond watches, and two jet planes? I starved, I worked in the fields, played brefoot, and I didn't go to school. Now I can help people. I prefer to build schools and give poor people food or clothing. I have built schools and a stadium, provide clothes, shoes, and food for people in extreme poverty. In addition, I give 70 euros per month to all people from a very poor Senegalese region in order to contribute to their family economy. I do not need to display luxury cars, luxury homes, trips, and even planes. I prefer that my people receive some of what life has given me.
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The BBC is ignoring the biggest march against the far right in history. Can we keep sharing to get it trending?
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HAPPENING NOW: A HUGE crowd has gathered in London, England for a protest against the far right in coordination with the No Kings day protests in the US
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Marvin Gaye playing across a crowded Trafalgar Square with people of all ages and backgrounds all dancing along in the cold sunshine of March. Magic. Just don’t tell Rupert ….#together
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This moment from February 2025 may go down as one of the most prescient exchanges in modern diplomatic history. Zelenskyy warned Trump that while the United States may feel protected by an ocean today, a time could come when America would need help in war. Trump scolded him instead. Perhaps he should have listened. Zelenskyy: First of all, during the war, everybody has problems, even you. But you have nice ocean and don't feel now. But you will feel it in the future. God bless – Trump: You don't know that. You don't know that. Don't tell us what we're going to feel. We're trying to solve a problem. Don't tell us what we're going to feel. Zelenskyy: I'm not telling you. I am answering on these questions. Trump: Because you're in no position to dictate that. Vance: That's exactly what you're doing. Trump: You are in no position to dictate what we're going to feel. We're going to feel very good.
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Love this… THESE SHOULD BE PUT ON EVERY PUMP!!!
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RT @patrick_hurley: It’s been good to see this shared so widely, because this is the Kemi Badenoch I see in the Commons chamber every few d…
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Fiona Bruce: “Can I have a show of hands - how many of you think this is a war that Britain should be involved in?” *barely anyone raises their hand* #bbcqt
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Well, with country in a state of high anxiety over the war in Iran, Badenoch chooses to go on the attack. She piles into Starmer asking why UK is not carrying out defensive bond raids on Iran, pivots to defence spending and calls him 'pathetic and weak'. Starmer is absolutely excoriating in return as he takes the high ground: "I spent the week protecting British lives and our national interests. Moments like this define a leader of the opposition. They can either step up, act in the national interest and show that they're fit to be Prime Minister, or they can expose their utter irrelevance. She has chosen the second."
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An antidote to some of the hysterical stuff coming out from other so called respectable news organs.
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Well done Labour because the media won't say well done.
Home Office data reveals there were 30,657 people being accommodated at the end of 2025 - a 19% drop from the previous year. At its peak in September 2023 - when Suella Braverman was Home Secretary - there were over 56,000 migrants in hotels. via @DaveBurke12 mirror.co.uk/news/politics/b…
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Red shoots of spring? 77% described contact with their GP as easy Jan 2026, up from 61% in Jul 2024: ONS survey ons.gov.uk/releases/experien…

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Not even the top story on the BBC. Yet had this been a deficit, it would’ve been wall to wall coverage. UK government records £30billion surplus, in January, the best since 1993. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c93w…
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John McDonnell, Rachel Maskell, Richard Burgon , Clive Lewis and Andy McDonald should take their values and start their own party. Their incessant undermining of the administration that gave them their seats is unconscionable. Their moralising is smug. Just go ‼️😡
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