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🚨BREAKING: Someone named “leeeroyjenkins” just put $8.6M on Belgium to WIN their match vs Egypt today
This pays out $13,142,257.58 on Polymarket
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The only remade Zelda games ever released were 2D classics 🤣. OOT will be the first 3D one 🤦♀️
Nintendo Loves Remaking 3D Zelda Games, But For Some Reason, Not The 2D Classics dlvr.it/TT2SLc
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No different to Spurs. Same guy did both 🤷♀️
The European mind can’t comprehend The retractable grass field
Brother, this is an NFL stadium in Las Vegas.
The grass field lives OUTSIDE.
When it's game day, the entire field rolls into the stadium on a giant tray.
The grass field weighs around 19 million pounds and sits on a giant movable tray. Before Raiders games, the entire field is rolled into the stadium. After the game, it gets rolled back outside so the grass can receive actual sunlight.
Which is objectively insane.
The field travels about 600 feet between its outdoor position and the stadium. It takes roughly 90 minutes to move.
Nobody thought:
"Maybe we should use artificial turf."
No.
America looked at a 9-acre field and said:
"What if we made it mobile?"
We're the same country that built Hoover Dam, put a man on the Moon, races Oscar Meyer Weinermobiles and deep fries Oreos at state fairs.
Subtlety has never been our thing.
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Community note
The first retractable grass pitch was at GelreDome stadium in the Netherlands, which opened in 1998, years before Allegiant Stadium. guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GelreDome
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Definitely not. It’s the first PlayStation I gave up on and sold.
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its so cool the welsh and scottish can just pretend they also werent part of the british empire
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Stop 👏 Electing 👏 People 👏 Who 👏 Don’t 👏 Understand 👏 how 👏 economy’s 👏 work 👏
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Senator, Elon Musk gets $8 million in taxpayer money every day.
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They don’t
Jun 15
Why do the English public hate Kane, laugh at him and pray for his downfall? Bizarre to me
Would the Argentinian public laugh at Messi, and scoff when he loses the Ballon D'or?
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Something with this level of economic knowledge was elected.
This is what’s terrifying
Jun 15
Elon Musk is now the first trillionaire, but no one is celebrating this terrifying milestone.
With $1 trillion, Musk could give $100 to every single person on Earth, and still be one of the ten richest people in the world.
He’d still have $184 billion in the bank!
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Based on this tweet i assume you think it’s no one has a right to a pay check based on their value either
Jun 15
No one has a “right” to be a trillionaire or even a billionaire or millionaire!
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You’re just an idiot at this point. No one with just a couple of working brain cells could come up with this tweet and thinks it’s accurate in 2026
Jun 15
SpaceX stock is up $100 billion today
In one day.
And you're telling me Elon Musk can't pay a $100 billion annual wealth tax to the European Union?
It's literally just one day of wages for him.
Tax Elon Musk NOW.
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Never bet big money on the favourites i. Sports 🤣🤣🤣
Jun 15
OK THIS IS LITERALLY FREE MONEY THO
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The match ended in a draw. espn.com/soccer/match/_…
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🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today
This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket
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No Brit thinks that
Jun 15
horrified to learn that Brits think caramelized onions are onions with caramel on them 😭
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This is £5 in Bristol if you have any sense come to Devon or Cornwall for your holidays
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Jun 15
Spoons wings will always be the best out there 👌
Americans would never understand Sunday night in a Wetherspoons.
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Jun 15
As nice as it looks who on earth wants that when you’re 5 pints in watching the football
So, I lived in the UK, and this is why I’ve spent so much time fixing this shit. This is what a cheese and onion sandwich should be (since I had my fair share of that crap)
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It’s not a sandwich if you cook it.
Jun 15
Okay, now I'm REALLY sad. Do English people really not cook sandwiches?
ALT a panini with ham and cheese
ALT A tuna melt, open-faced, with tomatoes
ALT a grilled cheese sandwich
ALT A French Croque Madame sandwich
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Jun 15
The thing is your not the best in the world at any of those things 🤣.
Jun 15
Brother, I'm from Wisconsin. If it's beer, cheese, or football I've got nothing but time.
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