My favourite GBNews moment from the last 5 years, was when your colleagues mocked your AI slop book live on air!

The London AI Summit was a balding, besuited republic confined entirely to an industrial-style event space near Shadwell Underground Station. There were more men than women, more over-50s than under-50s, and big money lurking in the background – the kind of money that accumulates in inverse proportion to interesting clothes; the kind that turns managerial employees into CBeebies versions of themselves. (“We both said ‘SharePoint’ at the same time!” squealed an American woman advertising an AI file-scanning company.) Everyone at the summit acted in service of this money, although they rarely mentioned whether their own companies were profitable. @elladorn_ newstatesman.com/the-weekend…

BBC not having much luck with David Hockney today But, you know - f**k everybody

Very sad news that David Hockney has died. A year ago, I asked him to write an article about smoking bans, and he provided one of the most charming answers I’ve ever received

Fantastic chat that whoever runs the cchq press account follows Jack Roworth.

Bravo @christopherhope Absolutely skewers Richard Tice here on Reform UK's approach to defence. Great journalism.

I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well

#whoremembers when McMurdock came and drunkenly shouted at me in a pub for talking about his woman beating conviction on gbnews

Busy evening for the ChatGPT mobile app lol

Whether its Palantir or anyone else, I would argue that Mark Rowley's insistence that achieving his primary aim of keeping Londoners safe rides entirely on access to one company's software reflects quite badly on him.

Kiss of death lol

Just found NEW backstage footage of Farage v Bailey.

Worth throwing back to what @SimonDubbins67 said to me at @PoliticsJOE_UK a few weeks ago:

Mick Lynch on Reform & Restore ‘they are all as despicable as each other to me & working class people should turn away from the hatred they spread … you believe in isolating people & taking advantage of poverty so you can divide them & make your friends even richer.’ #newsnight

Class.

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Always take MattGPT’s “analysis” of school data with a pinch of salt - remember how he completely misunderstood and misrepresented primary school kids language data…

While the aesthetic does go hard, I could never carry this. Five cigarettes are not nearly enough for a day out.

From the way @ethicalliberty is framing this, you'd assume @andytwelves was dismissing Nowak's murder as insignificant. In fact, Andy says that it is "desperately sad & tragic" but not comparable to George Floyd as this is just a case of murder, not summary execution by police.

The Mother Red Cap in Archway is reopening today at 4pm. Live music all day. Great job on the exterior! #pubsreopening