asswin || he/they || bi || may or may not be in love with linda cardellini

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new camera floor length mirror means a lot more of me feelin myself on y’all’s tl 😳😳
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Jun 15
just drive through it you thick cunts, why does everyone stop?😂😂
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Pokemon fans misunderstanding Incineroar’s main gimmick will never not be funny. He’s a heel who fights dirty and underhanded lmao. He’s not supposed to be a pinnacle of strength 😭
"I like Incineroar but I think it should've had similar proportions to Tai Lung. Like the arms and legs are the weakest parts of the design and should be much thicker"
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girl there are no rules
I really need America to adopt gelato culture, because what do you mean it’s almost 2 o’clock and I can’t just pop out for an afternoon ice cream in New York City without it seeming weird
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we’ll give a fuck about the aliens when rent is $400
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Not joking but @elonmusk should have to pay for this right? You broke it, why do we all have to pay for it?
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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He’s right that universal suffrage has negative consequences, including that we increasingly have a boy’s party and a girl’s party, but I still think that men should be allowed to vote.
Jun 15
I’m not even super right wing on questions of suffrage. I’m certainly willing to entertain all kinds of arrangements. But what I believe pretty strongly is that there are no intellectuals remaining on the left with respect to this stuff. I just literally don’t know how you can watch us speed run into having a girls party and a boys party and still have basically no introspection about the intersection of gender and politics beyond just, “patriarchy bad.” Like, never, even in your darkest moments, even when you’re alone on a desert island and no one can see you or hear you and there’s no risk of you getting in trouble, do you ever think critically about the consequences of universal suffrage? Do you literally have no critiques? Do you genuinely believe there are no downsides? Will you not allow yourself to have any ordinary thoughts at all?
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He was a fucking podcaster
Jun 15
A legislation was filed in congress to put Charlie Kirk on U.S coinage.
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"welcome to the real world" your real world fucking sucks my guy, that's why we're trying to change it
it's so jarring starting a job and seeing how unradicalized everyone there is
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this is what blows my mind when people act like elon is wildly intelligent instead of just good at extracting wealth from a broken system. DOGE saved us $15 million dollars a year by cutting this program which within two years led to a cost of $1 billion lol. a five year old could tell you that’s not a good deal.
> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program > screwworm outbreak almost immediately > $1B to combat it Government efficiency
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My deviled egg recipe is one ingredient, the egg, because I believe the devil is already in there and you must carve until you set him free.
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Already seeing people getting bad at this like Obsession is literally THE PERFECT MOVIE to have sequels with a new batch of characters and a different fucked up wish 😭
Curry Barker says he has a cool idea for ‘OBSESSION 2’ that will be made in the future. “I’m not saying it has to be 5, 6 years from now. But I think people would be just as excited for it if it came a little down the road.” (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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this film only worked because of the two leads the entire narrative revolved around
Jun 14
Backrooms only worked because of these two. They carried the whole film
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The word "hamburger" comes from "hamburg steak" ie cooking meat that has been ground and shaped into a patty, not the bun or the other toppings. A "chicken burger" would thus mean a patty of ground chicken, not a slab of chicken that has been fried
Americans will call a chicken burger a “chicken sandwich” even though it’s clearly in a burger bun
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In American English, a "burger" refers to a patty of ground meat; the fried chicken fillet shown is a chicken sandwich, not a burger. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_s… thedailymeal.com/1493973/differ…
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This mean students up to Year 11 will not be able to revise GCSE biology on Freesciencelessons YouTube channel. This also mean a 15 years and 364 days old not be able to read Facebook posts from their MP or councillor, but expected to vote for them tomorrow.
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps TikTok YouTube Snapchat Instagram X Reddit Facebook Twitch Kick Threads
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oras gotta be one of the most visually faithful remakes out there i genuinely think you guys just think new thing bad old thing good
3d just doesn’t hit the same
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you're legally required to say "OH big stretch" when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch
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Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”
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So 16 year olds are going to be voting on a diet entirely of their parents opinions, the BBC and the right wing press…
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Mamdani fulfilled most of his promises while a certain POTUS has broken almost every promise. What should that tell you about our current system.
Jun 14
Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K potholes, secured millions for gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers to $30/hr, and violent crime hit historic lows. THIS IS WHAT A LEADER DOES!!
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i think we should leave her alone 💕
I think it’s funny people never addresses Charlie Kirk younger sister who has completely different political beliefs and is huge Bernie Sanders fan who supporting Palestine
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