CTO @memelordtech ✧ former security engineer @energy ✧ technomancer
Joined February 2025
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Jun 9
the less amount of time you have to spend in Meta Business Center™️ the better
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i cracked PK01 btw, fun challenge
Jun 12
We love puzzles, so we acquired the secret to one of the most notorious puzzles in cryptographic history.
Kryptos is a sculpture at CIA headquarters with an encrypted message on it. The final 97 characters of it have never been solved.
Here's what we're doing with the solution.
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Jun 11
nevermind i hate anthropic
Jun 10
Gotta hand it to Anthropic, Fable just cooked something absolutely incredible in a one-shot. Real novel stuff.
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Jun 10
This is unironically cybersecurity btw
contemplating phishing my own startup, then having an AI auto-patch with fixes until I can no longer successfully phish my own company
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Jun 10
Gotta hand it to Anthropic, Fable just cooked something absolutely incredible in a one-shot. Real novel stuff.
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Jun 9
PUT YOUR PRODUCT INTO MEMES AUTOMATICALLY:
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Jun 7
My VC pitch horror story:
I posed as an Uber driver and picked this angel investor up outside a restaurant he was eating at, he didn’t check the car and I had been following him all day
During the drive I made a video call with the rest of my team using our platform, being sure to show how high quality the video and audio was despite being on phone with multiple people
He was interested for a second before he caught on to the fact that he had been kidnapped and I was not his Uber, at which point he tried to bail out the door or make me stop driving
I begged him to consider investing and explained we had been turned down by every other VC firm in town and we were out of money
He actually gave me really good advice about DAU numbers and goals we needed to hit, and didn’t report me to the police so it actually ended up okay all things considered
(He did not invest)
Jun 2
I was once pitching in a board room at a top 3 VC firm for a $15M Series A.
12 people in the meeting. One of the GPs fully fell asleep. Out cold for 30 minutes. Nobody acknowledged it. Everyone just kept going.
I kept presenting my Series A slides to an unconscious man in a Herman Miller chair and somehow that was considered normal. That's venture capital.
You might fly across the country to perform for people who may or may not be conscious.
It's a dance.
And sometimes you lead and sometimes you follow and sometimes your partner is unconscious.
If you're raising right now, just know: every founder has a story like this. The process is weird. The power dynamic is weird. You're not crazy for thinking it's weird.
No one talks about it because they want to continue raising. But I'm happy to stick my neck out there.
It is weird.
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Jun 2
i don’t know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of my future @sendcutsend tshirt
I don't know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of a basketball
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Jun 2
I don’t know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of a banana
Jun 1
i don’t know why you need this information, but these are the aerodynamics of a capybara.
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I can hear the aero mech engineers yelling at their screens
Jun 1
having intrusive thoughts about how aerodynamic your hot dog is? (or any object you can imagine)
now with @memelordtech's newest tool, you'll never have to wonder again
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We built the most humorous AI in the world, and wanted to give people ways to use it outside the app and on their own workflows- think Claude dispatch but for memes
Jun 1
Welcome to Secret Agent Summer 💼🔫☀️
Ever wish you had a secret marketing agent making you memes 24/7???
Meet Agent Jester (0069).
For $420.69/mo, you can now send Agent Jester on unlimited marketing missions all summer long:
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Mfers building for Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
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May 31
Imagine someone tries to rob you at night and you pull out your phone and Uber Eats™️ an orbital mirror to turn the entire square mile around you into mid afternoon
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May 30
Rust devs NEVER beating the allegations
Rust will become a boring language.
Bold prediction from @vlad20012, but hear him out since boring might be exactly what Rust needs.
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May 28
the past is a foreign country
May 28
i mounted a tiny microphone on my apartment balcony to listen for any birds passing by and built a site to collage them as they're heard
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