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25 Sep 2025
I can’t help to wonder how many wealthy US citizens will renounce their citizenship and buy into the $1M Trump Card to avoid paying taxes as a US citizen. Most of the benefits of citizenship without the ability to vote or report foreign income.
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14 Dec 2024
But I can repost and still tell everyone I’m waaaaayyyy cooler than @BoCosens
Had to pay for my verification and it nearly killed me - But hey, I'm an OG Twitter guy, and if anyone deserves a blue check, it's me. Oh and only verifieds can respond to this, none of you talentless peasants. #BlueCheckOrBust
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14 Jan 2024
This reminds me of the old “Multi-processing or Multi-threading” debates back in the day.
"I for one am terribly excited about what conceptual compressions might lie just around the corner, if single-tenancy at scale pans out as a strategy. Let’s go find out!" world.hey.com/dhh/multi-tena…
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16 Dec 2023
Get with it people.
16 Dec 2023
Did you know most people lose an average of two seconds per minute of work by using their mouse instead of keyboard shortcuts? s.hbr.org/3GG3PoW
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12 Dec 2023
I don't have an engineering degree, but this looks like a data leak
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29 Sep 2023
Employee: “I’m burnt out”
Management:
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7 Sep 2023
Lots of ppl interested in AI from @SourceAllies Matt Vincent at @DevOpsDaysDSM
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7 Sep 2023
@t_broderick gave an enjoyable and inspiring talk on leadership and change. Almost 500 engaged ppl at @DevOpsDaysDSM !
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27 Jul 2023
How many times does one have to unsubscribe from @clickup emails before you are unsubscribed? I'm probably up to 15 now.
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8 Jun 2023
If you haven’t already, take a look at @jboogie and my class connecting OKRs & Story Mapping. Short. Just two hours. It’s taking us a hundred hours to get the damn distilled enough to fit! bit.ly/okr-sm-june2023
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22 Mar 2023
13 Tips For Gaining (And Keeping) The Attention Of New Clients hubs.li/Q01HJFmx0 from @www.twitter.com @adivaxman @flexx_mp @CastedLindsay @gleweeapp @webcontentdev @tejtakeaways @bcarlso @cyberbackerph @a_waqaas and more
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18 Mar 2023
Received @AgileAndBeyond acceptance email and am authentically excited!
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12 Jan 2023
Coding standards can get a bad rap. Too long. Too detailed. Hard to find. So we broke down how to create coding standards that will actually work for you. Check it out👇
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27 Dec 2022
Oh my… Definitely flashbacks. SS, FF, FS, and SF also come to mind.
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22 Dec 2022
I think the Unicorn metaphor is broken. I hear that businesses > $1B are Unicorns, people with the perfect mix of skills are Unicorns, and others. The problem is that Unicorns don’t actually exist! Maybe we should switch to Black Swans…
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16 Dec 2022
Is it a coincidence that @realDonaldTrump’s NFT collection was released after the ChatGPT release came out? “Draw a cheesy picture of me as a caped superhero”
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12 Dec 2022
@KentBeck: “First make it work, then make it right, then make it fast.”
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