👨‍💻 @socketsecurity⚡️ @breadcrum_ 🐘 bret.io

Joined October 2013
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Spending a couple of hours of a Saturday morning working on security for the benefit of the ecosystem is probably under appreciated. Remember that you can sponsor the devs and orgs you depends on.
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oh no my dicks too big better put me in jail before i hurt somebody with this giant dong. it’s a public safety risk somebody do something.
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Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2009, what’s the one website you still think about?
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Nothing a little ice cream can't fix. 🍦 Speed on over to PONYO, back in theatres June 13-17 for Ghibli Fest! 🚗 brnw.ch/21x2Hlk
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I don’t know what you’re talking about
Replying to @JUSTcatmeme
We're witnessing the birth of a new "Costco guy" arent we?
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Hell yeah great!
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Xcode (@Apple), @jetbrains IDEs, Zed, and dozens of other tools (CLIs, desktop, web, and mobile apps) all use ACP to talk to agents. Open source, no lock-in. What's preventing you from adopting?
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this is my audition for presenting at the next WWDC
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In a real society, all gift cards would be banned. (excluding paper ones from local artisan businesses that book keep on a little folder under the register)
Jun 10
Steam will no longer be restocking physical gift cards at retailers due to scammers.
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Extremely the wrong direction things should move in but also somehow inevitable. This will damage node.
npm v12 needlessly decided to block unsupported keys in .npmrc (breaking pnpm) so pnpm v11 turns around and drops support for most .npmrc field and all npm_config_ env vars and now the ecosystem is irrevokably fragmented despite sharing the npm registry. good job everyone 😞
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Word of advice: if you are requesting repairs on a house you are buying from the buyer, negotiate a price and schedule the work yourself rather than having them arrange the work. They are motivated to cut corners and will.
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Just had reCaptcha try to get me to scan a QR code. I will never scan tech code.
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My entire career is only possible because this random guy I'll never meet decided to run a digital store on egalitarian principles, which is in complete contrast to every other digital storefront that ever existed before or since. They hate him because he revealed the scam
Valve co-founder Gabe Newell responded to accusations that Steam operates as a monopoly in the PC gaming market Addressing the criticism, Newell said gamers have “plenty of options” when buying games. According to him, players can choose from many digital stores, including rival platforms and stores run by game publishers themselves. Valve says Steam’s success comes from a service that both gamers and developers willingly choose.
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Better Off Alone - Alice Deejay (1998)
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True!
Tech bros will pull in an entire JavaScript library for something that could've been a single CSS transition 🙃
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Bret Comnes retweeted
The wait is OVER! The Limited-Edition ‘King of the Hill’ X WD-40 Brand® Collectors Can is now officially available at The Home Depot. How many cans will you lock down? Don't forget to grab a backup to your backup. #KingoftheHill #KingoftheHillxWD40
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As a parent, it would make my life a ton easier if steam had a separate app and storefront entirely for adult content.
A new report has revealed a heated debate inside Valve over pornographic games on Steam. According to former employees, Valve’s top lawyer suggested the company take a stronger role in moderating adult content on the platform. Gabe Newell reportedly disagreed, saying, “What the f*** do I pay you for if that’s your opinion?” The quote comes from accounts shared by former employees and has not been publicly confirmed by Valve. If this is true, Gabe Newell is even more based.
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I can put domain restrictions in place with that arrangement. Without it, I have to navigate stream settings and controls. Not as ideal.
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