It's been a wild ride this past wk after launching Float Globe on Kickstarter! Hit our goal in under and hour and then hit the $14k mark in less than a wk. Thanks to all my supporters 🙏 If you haven't already, snag a Float Globe quick for up to 15% off in the remaining Early Bird tiers.

It's pretty ironic that the only "crashes" involving @Tesla's Robotaxi fleet in recent months have been humans in other vehicles rear-ending them 😂

Lmao. And there’s the plan. Right there. Laid bare in your face. Create the problem (stranger danger), sell the solution (more authoritative surveillance state), repeat forever. Everyone owes conspiracy theorists an apology who have been screaming about this for years.

A home in Maui is one sale for $26.5 million and comes with a $1.4 million @Tesla Solar Tile Roof. They claim it's the largest residential Tesla Solar Tile Roof in the U.S. Doesn't say how many kW it is though.

SpaceX should put some Starlinks around the moon, drop a Cybertruck on the surface with a retractable solar panel for charging, let the truck FSD literally anywhere it wants, and livestream it back to earth. $SPCX $TSLA

They did it. SpaceX has now launched more satellites than the rest of humanity, combined, all time.

A single Starship launch will deploy 60 next-gen @Starlink V3 satellites and add 61,000 Gbps of network capacity. By comparison, a Falcon 9 carrying 27 Starlink V2 satellites adds 2,600 Gbps. In other words, one Starship launch will add as much capacity as 23 Falcon 9 launches combined. Just 10 Starship launches carrying Starlink V3 satellites will add as much network capacity as the entire Starlink network has today. Absolutely wild.

Introducing Artemis III. Four astronauts. Three launches. Two dockings. One splashdown. In 2027, the Artemis III mission will practice docking the Orion spacecraft with two lunar landers in low Earth orbit — the capability we need to return humanity to the Moon’s surface.

Artemis III crew: MS Andre Douglas MS Frank Rubio Pilot Luca Parmitano (European Space Agency) Commander Randy Bresnik

Grok Imagine Video 1.5 Preview has officially taken the #1 spot in Image-to-Video generation on Design Arena • #1 overall with a 1357 Elo rating • Massive 49-point lead over the next-best model • Ahead of Seedance 2.0 and Seedance 2.0 Fast It established a new Pareto frontier in AI video generation, delivering state-of-the-art quality while simultaneously being faster and more cost-efficient than competing models The model averages just 41.2 seconds per generation while maintaining top-tier output quality Most AI labs optimize for one metric xAI is improving quality, speed, cost efficiency, and product capabilities all at the same time That’s an incredibly difficult combination to achieve

Coming soon: one of history’s most complex missions Tune in on Tuesday, June 9, at 11am ET, to meet the astronauts flying aboard Artemis III, the mission that will test docking capabilities with commercial landers in low Earth orbit — an important step to crewed lunar landings.

🚨 Tesla Roadster Demo Now Expected in August According to reports, Tesla has pushed the next-generation Roadster demonstration to August as work continues on its SpaceX-inspired thruster system. The demo is expected to showcase the "A71" cold gas thrusters, designed to boost performance and potentially allow the Roadster to briefly lift off the ground. Tesla is reportedly planning both a standard version and a special SpaceX package. $TSLA Source: theinformation.com/briefings…

Google and Anthropic paying SpaceX $2.17 Billion per month for compute is literally just the tip of the iceberg. Deals like this are going to explode once SpaceX AI satellites scale up. Morgan Stanley projects SpaceX revenue hitting $3.4 Trillion by 2040. Revenue is going to be nuts. I don’t see how SpaceX doesn’t become the most valuable and important company in the world in the next couple of years. They’re the passageway to cheaper, more sustainable AI compute for all companies.

SpaceX just quietly amended its S-1 announcing another mega deal $920M/month from Google from October 2026 through June 2029 With both parties being able to terminate the agreement with 90 days notice Things are getting exciting 🚀

Starlink V3 satellites have >10X bandwidth of V2 and there’ll be >10X launched, which means >100X more bandwidth. Also, altitude will be 350km vs 550km, so min latency can be cut in half. Light travels 300km/ms in space, so physics round trip min latency drops to <5ms.

Perhaps the coolest slide from the presentation:

Definitely with the watch!

Our renovated lobby is now open to the public. Stop by to immerse yourself in the Golden Age of exploration. YOU are the Artemis generation.

FSD Supervised is the only software that has completed several coast-to-coast drives without human input

@DavidMoss, @DevinOlsenn, and @Scotsrule08 are proud to announce that we have successfully completed the world’s first Canada coast to coast fully autonomous drive! We left Horseshoe Bay Terminal in Vancouver. BC 4 days & 21 hours ago, and now have ended in Halifax, NS at the Tesla Showroom (3,760miles/6,051km) This was accomplished with Tesla FSD v14.3.3 with absolutely 0 disengagements of any kind even for all parking including at Tesla Superchargers.

Cybercab driving itself out of the GigaTexas factory