She looked much better when she was played by Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie

So true.

Whisper it. Arsenal might, may, ffs, WILL win the CL.

Nobody should.

I'm Not Doing Shit In This Heat Oil on canvas 🎨: Caravaggio, 1606.

RT @Natasha_Brynn1: Four month ago, Alex Pretti was murdered by Donald Trump’s ICE. RETWEET to honor Pretti’s life of service ❤️ https://t…

🎯🎯🎯

After almost seven years at this club, it’s hard to put into words what this moment means to me. I arrived at this club when I was 18 years old. Far from home, barely speaking the language, trying to adapt to a completely new culture, new life and chasing a dream that felt so big at the time. I didn’t know exactly what the future would hold, but I knew I wanted to give everything for this club. We didn’t just build a team, we built a family, an identity, and something the fans could believe in again. To see this club back where it belongs is one of the proudest moments of my career. I want to thank my family, thank everyone at the club, the staff, my teammates, and every person working behind the scenes. Most importantly, thank you to the fans. Your support, patience and love throughout these years never went unnoticed. You stayed with us through the difficult moments, and this title belongs to you as much as anyone. This club changed my life. I will always be grateful for the privilege of wearing this shirt. PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆

Inflation “unexpectedly” fell by 0.5% to 2.8% Growth was an “unexpected” 0.7% - the highest in the G7 Net immigration “unexpectedly” fell by 82% NHS “unexpectedly” met it’s interim 18 week target Our media have so deceived the public that all positive news is now “unexpected”

This was kinda lovely. Excellent teams around us, great supporters. What a season.

I’m an immigrant who’s lived and worked in the UK for 16 years. I have a North American accent and I’m white. I’ve never once been told to ‘go back’ to my ‘shithole country’ or to ‘stop stealing jobs from British people’. You’re not concerned about immigration. You’re racist.

RT @reece_dinsdale: This is what the Reform world domination actually looks like. 👀

Done. Please sign and share.

This is vomit inducing.

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure? Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.

BREAKING : THIS IS MIND BLOWING 🤯 Trump 🇺🇸: I am upset with Spain leadership because they didn't support us in war Sánchez 🇪🇸: "Spain will not take decisions to please American President. We have our own principles" 🔥 Perdo's aura day by day 📈

This is exactly correct.

If I have to see this then you all do 😂

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