None of this content makes sense // front end dev, wife guy, local advocate, social justice, bike advocacy & profane jokes
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My pinned post is: if you act like a jerk I’ll talk to you like one
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Jun 10
I’m just so happy to see all of these BID trolls get fucked over after they arm-twisted Mamdani to keep Tisch, the obvious architect of this disaster
Jun 10
Absolutely incredible to have a situation where James Dolan looks more reasonable and respectful of New Yorkers than Mayor Mamdani does.
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Jun 10
This is hurting local businesses, annoying commuters, and crushing the Knicks vibe. With no stated purpose.
Give the fans their arena back and let’s get back to winning 🟠🔵
We know you are excited to cheer on the Knicks tonight, and we are too, but we want everyone to be safe.
Starting at 4pm, we will have the same secure zone around MSG as we had on Monday. Everyone will be screened.
Get there early and leave the bags at home.
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Jun 8
Mostly I’m struggling to tolerate you getting press until November
Jun 7
New Yorkers are struggling to afford their homes, their groceries, and their lives, and they don’t feel safe in their own communities.
That ends with new leadership.
I’m Bruce Blakeman, and I’m running for governor to make New York affordable and safe.
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You gotta hang it up if this is the crap you’re writing as a mid-career journalist.
Jun 6
Lefties call Delaney Hall a dungeon, but inmates enjoy yoga, aromatherapy and other amenities trib.al/g8mgcjc
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Jun 7
Michelle Obama has spoken fairly regularly about how the Obama’s would miss out on opportunities so they would not inconvenience the public because they were in the White House to serve others.
Jun 6
With Donald Trump attending Game 3, the Knicks and the Secret Service announce fans cannot bring bags into arena and they should arrive at least two hours prior to tipoff to allow time for TSA-screening procedures.
It’ll be like going to the airport.
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Jun 3
*shows a video of a car blocking an ambulance* THOSE DAMN BICYCLES!!!
Serious question: What happens when an ambulance or fire truck can’t get through because the street has been narrowed down to a single lane for bike infrastructure?
Look at this mess.
Who thought this was a good idea?
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Jun 1
Nobody talks about Israel more than these people.
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Jun 2
Ah, the famous quote printed on the Statue Of Liberty
Have you considered that maybe America is not a place for you.
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Jun 1
I really hope the press challenges our local elected officials on why they marched side by side with the coterie of genocidaires identified in this thread the same way they challenge the mayor whenever he does literally anything.
Come with me as I learn about each person at the official Israeli delegation at today's Israel Day Parade in New York City.
These are the people some of my fellow Jewish and other New Yorkers demanded Mayor Mamdani stand with today.
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May 19
why is a skincare brand fixing my biggest frustration with NYC transit
May 19
The Ordinary is launching a free NYC bus line between Domino Park in Williamsburg and Prospect Park, cutting out the irritation of having to travel through Manhattan just to get between two parts of Brooklyn.
The limited-run shuttle operates May 26 through June 9.
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May 15
“Trad bicycle” aka they’re going after all of them openly now, not just e-bikes
This is the middle of the road, not a pedestrian path. Traffic is flying by constantly. Why was this person there?
In the cars-in-park days she’d have been dead.
A member of EVSA was just hit by a trad bicycle in Central Park where the bikes fly down W72nd street hill entrance! Horrible redesign. Never been so many bike and e bike accidents since the negligent redesign- designed to prioritize e bikes, scooters, bikes over pedestrians
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May 15
Nope. Still illegal
May 14
Until Palestinian society accepts the presence of Jews in some part of the land to which Jews are indigenous, there will be no two states.
Everything else is noise.
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We need to start naming and shaming Kenny Burgos and the corporate landlords who pay him for what they are doing.
Kenny’s entire purpose right now is manufacturing consent for corporate landlords to criminally neglect their properties, no matter how illegal or deadly it is.
Sorry to the landlord lobby Kenny! You won't convince us that raising rent is good for tenants. We also can't hear you because we are too busy celebrating our win from last week. A #RentFreeze is on the table and we made history!
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May 15
Benny why did you turn off replies? Are you feeling sore about people’s response to you defending Ken Griffin’s lies?
I seem to remember a whole year’s news cycle about de Blasio losing Amazon jobs and… how did that play out again?
May 5
Mamdani wanted to make a cool video, as a result thousands of New Yorkers are going to lose their jobs.
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May 11
New: Mike Collins, a congressman from Georgia, wants to take away commercial driver’s licenses from noncitizens. Over the past 25 years, truckers for his businesses have been involved in crashes that killed five people and injured more than 50 people. propub.li/42WtlBk
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May 10
Lord Vader we were unsuccessful in removing the balsamic stains from your Relaxed Fit jeans
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May 4
i love the idea that people who live in new york city don't know that other cities are cheaper
May 4
I feel like at some point, Brooklynites will have to realize that for the cost of an NYC one-bedroom, you can buy a 3,700 ft rowhouse in Baltimore.
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May 4
Funny thing about that: It was originally 5,100 but ABC freaked out that it was too small a town.
So I added a zero.
Rewatching Twin Peaks and struck that the city has a population of 51k people, which means all this weird stuff is happening in a town with a shopping mall and at least five mcdonald’s
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