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Chase retweeted
A small guard just led an NBA team to a title in 2026!!! All it took was a series of creepy allegations against his dad which led to him taking an assistant coaching job with the Knicks solely designed to recruit his son to sign all-time below-market contract.
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MPJ and WHO in 2023???? KCP slashed 34/26 in that series 😭
Gotta have wings 2019: KAWHI/SIAKAM  2020: LEBRON/KCP 2021: GIANNIS/MIDDLETON 2022: KLAY/WIGGINS 2023: MPJ/KCP 2024: TATUM/BROWN/KP 2025; DORT/JWILLIAMS 2026: OG/BRIDGES
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Will Mitch Johnson develop pattern recognition and ride Harper or will he let Fox blow another lead late
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Gay person: I am gay Trans person: I am trans Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Michael Richards was not an actor at all when the show began and he dramatically improved as it went on. Cannot say the same for Jerry unfortunately!
I’ve been watching old episodes of Seinfeld. Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander deliver masterclass comedic performances episode after episode, while, in counterpoint, Seinfeld and the guy who plays Kramer give (respectively) some of the most wooden and histrionic reads ever conceived.
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I’m watching Qataris play the Swiss and the broadcast is in Spanish. Life is wild.
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Used to be my go to at age 21
this child (22) at the bar keeps ordering tequila and coke????????????????????
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They tryna summon draymond green like he exodia in these comments 😭😭😭😭
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Browns fandom
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I will be buying land near Lake Erie as soon as I possibly can. Climate change is gonna turn Ohio into a temperate paradise in 100 years.
I tell you what, I really don't see any summer heat for the rest of June here in Ohio. The same can be said for many states in the middle of the U.S. No heatwaves, no 90-degree days, none of that.
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You guys laugh but I have this exact friend irl
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Chase retweeted
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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Can’t even imagine not having this connective tissue with 80% of my cohort group
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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They asked Andrew Berry how many wins he thought the Browns would have this year and he started into a monologue about the beauty of sports 💔
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Movement off ball, re screening and relocating. Anticipatory passing. We will never see this shit again in this era.
if there was ever a play to describe the '24/25 cavaliers and a play that was the anti-thesis of the '25/26 cavaliers
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Mary Peltola is absolutely progressive. Normal Democrats are progressive
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DeLauter has the nastiest West Virginia demon of all time in his head going “SWING BOY” any time he’s up 3-0
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Chase retweeted
Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500. If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.
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Getting so close to 100,000 followers wow
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Median voter would lose checkers to a farm animal
A new poll from the New York Times shows potential Democratic voters want the party to move to the right, are happy with where it is ideologically, and rate socialism highly. Huh? gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-06…
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