extra dirty, extra olives.
Joined January 2011
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Jun 12
I really hate niggas coz what do you mean I could get one
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Liza Minnelli has outlived 53 years of heartbreak. The NY Knicks have won the NBA championship.
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Maybe SHE tosses Travis around my lord
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Jun 13
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire
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Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Seven hours. All children.
Jun 12
Cardinal Zuppi read the names of every child who passed away in Gaza. It took him 7 hours.
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Jun 12
Break into my home and stand over my bed with a bullhorn. I don’t want to miss a second.
Jun 11
If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?
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No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport
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Jun 11
I love being the only Drag Race fan in my friend group. I can steal so many one-liners, and they will think I’m hysterical
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Jun 12
My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.
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Jun 12
Listening to Lena Dunham’s book and she just said “I am an adulteress, I am a c*nt, my intestines are where my uterus should be, but look at me: I am alive” and before I could stop myself, I whispered, “Knicks in five.”
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finally some discourse I can get behind
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Jun 11
Get your fucking money up Jesus Christ this ain’t high school anymore.
banishing longtime fans julianne moore and leon to the third row so taylor and the california haim sisters can be courtside 🤨
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Jun 11
In a 48 hour period of time, Taylor Swift will have sung with Randy Newman, rallied the Knicks back from 29 down, and be inducted the youngest ever woman into the Songwriter's Hall of Fame.
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Jun 11
the way that this could actually just be Taylor Swift's bachelorette party
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