Sometimes my precoffee tweets are like a monkey reciting Shakespeare. It leaves everyone saying WTF and someone gets shit thrown at them.

On this, the 45th anniversary of my spawning into this world, I have decided to lean in heavy to being a grumpy fart.

Chuck Norris hasn’t died, he just went across the Rainbow bridge to play with all the dogs for a bit. He’ll be back when he’s pet all the good dogs.

One day, perhaps one day, we will learn the secret of how Rascal finds himself in such far flung locales, be they far flung in space or in time itself! Rascal just sent us a transmission via some device called a vectorstream relay (never seen someone scoff at a new Iphone before) of a great find he scored while exploring some old fortified warehouse in what he describes as a small town overwhelmed by old growth forest. He also said something about robots or machines that were guarding the place but I don't really know. In any case he did indeed find a score for you all! This week's giveaway is a Heckler & Koch 45 Tactical .45ACP! You all know the protocol! FOLLOW US, REPOST OR QUOTE POST, & REPLY! This is how we spread the word of our shop, sales, and promotions! We depend on you to help us spread the word! We would rather give our ads dollars to you than to big marketers! Show us what you've got! Let's share this one far and wide! Goodluck & Godspeed!

Father daughter dance to tonight. I actually got a, ‘I like your fit.’ From my son. I’ll take it

Hell yeah! I made soup and it’s actually REALLY GOOD!

I’ve reached the point in life where my oldest daughter can now fit in some of Wifey’s old college cloths. Fuck.

Harvey's Famous Weekly Giveaway™ is back with a @MossbergCorp 930 Deluxe semi-auto 12ga! Rascal has had quite to go of it and while he is not quite sure how you came to find him in this chamber there is definitely a freaky wolf creature up there, or anywhere by now, and he'd really like some backup. Here, take this shotgun and keep an eye out while Rascal gathers up the loot, then we find a way out of here! All you have to do now is follow, if not already, repost or quote post (Rascal love's a good quote post, and reply to enter! We appreciate you all so much, this is how we advertise since X won't take our ads dollars. So do those three things, get your name in for the 12 gauge, and keep your head on a swivel!

New dog got taught a lesson by the older dog. The new boy Bo tried to take the frisbee from the big girl Arrow. After a brief scuffle and a lot of screaming on his part, he has some cuts and a bruised leg. But the lesson was clear, Arrow makes the rules here. (Bo ^ Arrow <)

This guy looks familiar. He’s trying to find his frens.

Hello my friends, scruffy and otherwise! Rascal was taking a stroll through downtown K-town when this Colt made itself suddenly available. That is all we will say about that. Regardless of how our beloved Rascal came by it he is offering it to you so that your downtown strolls will be safe and sound. You know the drill folks, if you do not already, give us a follow, repost or quote post ( I do love a hearty quote), and reply to enter! This is how we get the word out and it would not be worth it, or effective, without you! Thank you all! Godspeed & Goodluck!

11 of America’s top food companies are being sued over their ultra processed foods The companies being sued are Coca-Cola General Mills Kraft Heinz Mars Nestle PepsiCo Post Mondelez International Kellanova (formerly part of Kellogg’s cereal business) “Saying they sell ultra-processed food knowing that they are harmful to health — A growing body of scientific research says diets high in ultra-processed food lead to chronic diseases like obesity, type 2 diabetes, heart disease and depression.” (and cancer) “By some estimates, more than 60% of the food consumed in the United States is ultra-processed.” Higher consumption of ultra-processed foods (UPFs) is associated with an increased risk of several cancers: - Colorectal cancer - Breast cancer - Ovarian cancer - Pancreatic cancer - Prostate cancer - Brain cancer - Head and neck cancers - Esophageal cancer - Liver cancer

How did Rascal come by this new pew…. Actually don’t worry about it. You do you Rascal.

Whoo Hoo ! First Duty Roster of the YEAR ! Some changes have been made after grumblings from the Powers That Be. Seems we need to tighten up yet quite a bit, so we start 2026 with @ExUmbrisDesigns at the Top. Beating sticks this week to @GBNT1952 and @LouisvilleGun (Please clean these thoroughly before return, they have to last a year) @manhattanmaker passes the Snek Duty to @HardPass4, Aero Runs this weekend courtesy of @CyborgPeds @MickeyBlowtorch @MikeBennet91074 (On Drones) @maxmorton6GDM and @BauxV16 with the Fangs. KP will be mostly leftovers by @bearshrugged and @ClaudesBBQ, Your DJ and Concierge will be @lovemylife81, @Ftedd and @VBaker111 will be in charge of Attitude Adjustments, Medical this week is @BudLightSadness and @dustoff_1sg, Armory is @StackEmUpAgain, @LakesFirearmsTr and @RealTmDaddy, Alternate DO is @realDrewMullins, but don't bother, just contact @brinkofill after first attempt. @YesThatVCharles and @OrdnancePackard have the Bail, but expect outlandish terms to access any help. With that, @mnsibley watch will be as follows - Please report with appropriate training "tools": @strattonbooks @WildBillHickcok @TennantM5 @UnseenFactor @PeteHegseth @LookingOver2025 @ElSotong @Aslans_Return @ragweed2020 @GSWIndiana @KhanKrumGaming @TheIOGuy @FragmenTerry @MeromeroCa9737 @TheTexasGunTrdr @LouisianaVet with @wayofftheres and @Shadzey1 in the treeline. Recommended follows counter starts today, As always, Follow the recently RESUSCITATED @ThomasServiam, my FAR better Half @SEPHORADEPP, my brothers from another @ChrisWesterfie7 @CletusSocrates @Capwild (Buy his Artwork !) @NautilusZen and the Irreplaceable and Downright AMAZING @ThereWBBourbon Sha-Sha to the Peeps, buy blades and Ammo, Support Corner Folk, Prayers Out for a BLESSED NEW YEAR FOR US ALL and always remember :

If you’re looking for government to clean up the daycare mess, I hate to tell you. They let it happen in the first place.

Last day of tournament games. I hate this building now but there are some good games. Only lost one worker to a small stroke. Overall, I am over it

I’m a failure as a medic. Missed the signs my dad was having a stroke on Saturday. Granted he left out some pertinent info but still. Thank God the stroke was extremely minor and he’s doing fine. But I would appreciate prayers and thoughts if you please.

If the British people aren’t actively resisting their government at this point, then they never will.

Second day of games. Finished at 10 last night, looking like we’ll be here till then tonight.

There’s apparently a stomach bug going around because everyone is throwing up at this tournament.

1.5 games down. Walking laps around the stadium stairs to stay awake and work off some of the holiday food.