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I AM LOCKING IN MY VOTE FOR 2028
HUNTER BIDEN IN THE TICKET!!!!
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An ego so fragile that the removal had to be hidden behind a curtain.
FOOTAGE OF THE LETTERS BEING REMOVED
The irony of the Trump administration claiming to be the most transparent in history is never lost on me. Kennedy Center Workers used a tarp so cameras couldn’t see the removal.
It’s like playing hide-and-seek with a toddler: if they can’t see you, they think you can’t see them.
A huge thank you to @RepBeatty. This would not have been possible without her persistence and hard work.
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First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends
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It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking
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Honor Guards are trained for state funerals, fallen soldier ceremonies, and dignitary protocol. That is their sacred operational mandate. Trump just deployed them as set dressing for a UFC card. You don’t get to call yourself a patriot and applaud this.
WTF!!!!!
Trump is f-cking using Honor Guards at a UFC event on the Lincoln Memorial.
No this is NOT ok. Don’t you dare call yourself a “patriot” while supporting this crap.
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“Why are Liberals afraid of the thing that turned the Republican Party into a personality cult with no real values” big mystery dude
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The new blue bottom really makes that green algae pop
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twitter is like 2 steps away from reinventing cod zombies
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If Das Boot is a good anti-war film for showing how war is weeks of waiting with hours if not minutes of terror, & Come and See is a good anti-war film for showing the depths of human depravity in war, Jarhead is a good anti-war film for showing how 98% of guys experience neither
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Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).
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we’ve had these plans for like a month
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I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happening…
Don’t care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.
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>the Ukrainian intelligence officer that has been slowly working on Laura Loomer since 2024
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Last time I checked, China unleashed COVID on the world, not Ukriane.
Last time I checked, China has not yet been held accountable for murdering 1.2 million Americans with the China virus.
Am I missing something?
I’m not a simp for Ukraine.
This is just a fact…
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Okay can I say something…
This is lowkey tuff…
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This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire
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A real man does not speak ill of Bo Burnham‘s inside
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Had the war continued to 1948, New York would've been flattened with ballistic missiles
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