A while ago I learned that not all rabbits I see out and about are the same, so of course I had to make a map.

A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again. The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead. The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”

WINTER CARNIVORE FIELD JOBS (4) ❄️ My team at the USFS Rocky Mountain Research Station is hiring 1 crew leader & 3 crew members to conduct winter mesocarnivore surveys. We are using snowmobile surveys & cameras to detect many cute critters! ❄️ Crew lead: jobs.rwfm.tamu.edu/view-job/…

The Valley Fire yesterday, Oct 4, at 12:30pm. From the Sentinel-2 satellite. #ValleyFire #Boise #idfire

We have a full-time position available for a writer at @OurWorldInData! These three aspects would make this a dream job for me: • You will be supported by a friendly and very well-functioning team. • You have a position that asks you to write about a wide range of important global problems for a large, thoughtful audience. • And crucially you will have the freedom to dedicate your energy and creativity to what you do best: writing. You can find all details and how you can apply here: ourworldindata.org/writer-q2…

#phenology #iamabotanist

🚨RSE Job alert!!🚨 New @UF strategic funding was allocated to start a Research Software Engineer team to work with faculty to develop robust code. @GoGatorsUFIT Research Computing is hiring multiple #RSE positions at various levels ($60K - $130K): rc.ufl.edu/news-articles/rse…

I'm hiring a Biological Science Lab Technician to work closely with me on disease ecology projects! Permanent job with @USDA_ARS in Manhattan, KS, open to GS 6/7 with promotion potential to 9. Closes September 7. Please help spread the word: lnkd.in/g-5RzzSh

We are recruiting a scientist to conduct research on sustainability strategies in arid rangelands, including livestock systems, precision technologies, and rural social-ecological systems. Will work with an excellent multi-disciplinary team @TheJornada usajobs.gov/job/727913400

Are you an ecologist curious what a career might look like if not running an academic research lab? Attend a free panel discussion next Weds to learn more about roles in sustainability, instruction, or ag/biotech R&D! esa.zoom.us/webinar/register…

The Jornada Fellowship program is hiring a cluster of postdocs and technical staff across a several disciplines, including ecology, restoration, aeolian processes, social science and more. Come join us at ARS and NMSU in Las Cruces. See jornada.nmsu.edu/jobs.

Twitter does not feel useless just yet, but if and when that day comes: mastodon.social/@dataecolgoi…

Hi #Botany2022 folks! We are looking for 1-2 more people to split our Airbnb with us during the conference. It’s not within walking distance, but it is very cute 😋 We are five @CABotanicGarden botany grad students! Let me know if you’re interested, I’ll give more details!

The Richardson Lab @EcossNAU @NAU has a postdoc opening, working on CO2/H2O fluxes and phenology with #NEONData, #AmeriFlux & #PhenoCam. tinyurl.com/37nrnx33