#PresidentMusk sucks giant donkey balls. #TrumpIsAChump

It'd be a real shame if #ShutUpElon started trending on his own social media app

Release the MF report. Pass it on.

From @CREWcrew circa 2016. Trump’s new AG, Pam Bondi didn’t pursue fraud charges against Trump University- after he donated $25,000 to her campaign. citizensforethics.org/report…

RT @hawillisdc: not to be the friend thats too woke but this is final stage capitalism––trump is appointing unqualified oligarchs to loot a…

RT @AdamKinzinger: If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report. Just fyi

Look, I genuinely don’t care who is in the bathroom with me, but the law you’re proposing says the person on the left should use the women’s bathroom and the person on the right should use the men’s bathroom

Has this not already been said? The reason the lawyer(s) for the women witnesses against Gaetz are pushing for release of the Ethics Report is bc he's going to retaliate against them if he becomes AG.

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👇🏿"This election result is about racism, misogyny, lack of education—and an irresponsible media that caters to those realities. There is no messaging that can overcome prejudice and ignorance." And that prejudice is well within the Democratic Party as well.

Here’s Scott Wheeler on the record stating that Russia is a danger to the US. He thinks that Obama and the Clintons were too friendly with Putin. I wonder how he feels about Trump’s relationship with him?

Barack broke the racists brains this is the whitelash that follows whenever Black progress is made. The racist underbelly EXPOSED because they NEVER thought one of us could ascend to the presidency they really do believe they’re superior & he showed up BETTER & broke their brains

When you say “NOT ALL” what I hear is NOT AT ALL READY TO DO THE WORK and I will seek allyship elsewhere. No I AM NOT TRYING ALLY WITH ALL WW JUST THE ONES WHO UNDERSTAND & DO THE WORK! The rest of y’all are IN THE WAY like a toddler in the kitchen 🤷🏾‍♀️

It’s almost that time of year when my wife sits next to me on the sofa and glances at me like I’m a piece of shit. Because of what Alan Rickman did to Emma Thompson in a fictional film, released over 20 years ago.

Republicans want you to believe that Black people are not qualified for high positions by calling them DEI. Meanwhile, mediocre white men with rich daddies continue to receive positions they are not qualified for. Matt Gaetz has only practiced law in the fields of real estate and business for a couple of years before going to Congress. He has no criminal prosecution or civil rights litigation credentials. No Prosecutorial Experience. He lacks direct experience managing criminal investigations, litigating cases, or overseeing law enforcement agencies. He does have one very important qualification. He's a child sexual predator. Imagine being a Republican and talking about Christian family values. We kept warning you that Republicans wanted to give rapists more power. Voila! #DemsUnited

Timothy Snyder "Imagine that you are a foreign leader who wishes to destroy the United States.  How could you do so?  The easiest way would be to get Americans to do the work themselves, to somehow induce Americans to undo their own health, law, administration, defense, and intelligence.  From this perspective, Trump's proposed appointments -- Kennedy, Jr.; Gaetz; Musk; Ramaswamy; Hegseth; Gabbard -- are perfect instruments.  They combine narcissism, incompetence, corruption, sexual incontinence, personal vulnerability, dangerous convictions, and foreign influence as no group before them has done.  These proposed appointments look like a decapitation strike: destroying the American government from the top, leaving the body politic to rot, and the rest of us to suffer. I do not defend the status quo. I have no doubt whatsoever that the Department of Defense and the Food and Drug Administration require reform.  But such a reform, of these or other agencies, would have to be guided by people with knowledge and experience, who cared about their country, and who had a vision of improvement.  That is simply not what is happening here.  We are confronted instead with a group of people who, were they to hold the positions they have been assigned, could bring an end to the United States of America."

It'd be a real shame if #ReleaseTheGaetzReport started trending today

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