Less noise, more life. Cancer survivor. Can usually be found watching 🏉. Will Greenwood called me “the voice of reason”. RT≠endorsement. Work @UniofReading
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Jun 13
Since when did lenses for glasses cost the same as a car? Opticians have clearly been studying how dentists operate 😱
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Apr 30
🚨🚨🚨We’re hiring @ReadingBioSci @UniofReading - Associate Professor in Biotechnology. jobs.ac.uk/job/DRJ166/associ…
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Apr 28
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'An astonishing development here...'
Simon Marks reacts to the White House's 'radical redesign' of the American passport.
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Apr 26
The main thing that surprises me from this apparent attempted shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is that America needs better tailors. I mean, all those dinner jackets with notch lapels 🫣. And don’t get me started on the clip on bow ties 😱. Ghastly 😬
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Mar 14
The people who enjoyed the #6Nations2026 the most will have been the South Africans 🇿🇦. #FRAvENG 🇫🇷🏴
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Mar 12
The train I’m on “has developed a fault” and needs to be switched off then on again, which seems to be answer to just about everything nowadays 😂
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Mar 9
Haven’t been able to use @UberUK’s app to buy train tickets for the best part of a week now 🤷♂️
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Simon Clarke retweeted
Sorry that’s unforgivable from your captain
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Mar 7
Feeling kinda dirty, but I’ll take the cash. @EnglandRugby ought to be asking themselves why a debenture holder has placed a bet against them when the odds were (wrongly) in their favour #ITAvENG #SixNations2026 #SixNationsRugby #6Nations2026 #M6N #EnglandRugby
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Simon Clarke retweeted
Mar 7
England rugby have looked flat and lifeless since the first 10 mins v Scotland
The players didn’t suddenly get bad.
Something not right behind the scenes. This is a leadership and psychological issue.
Itoje needs some time off.
👏 Italy rugby
#ITAvENG
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Mar 7
Prediction: Borthwick will be sacked by @EnglandRugby on Monday 16th March. #ITAvENG #GuinessM6N #SixNations2026 #SixNationsRugby
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Mar 7
Well that was a fantastic performance from #ScotlandRugby, hats off! 👏👏🏴🇫🇷#SCOvFRA #SixNations2026 #SixNations2026 #M6N #Murrayfield
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Put a tenner on Ireland to win next weekend, don’t worry about the odds. #CalcuttaCup #SCOvENG #6Nations2026
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Feb 21
That were shite. A new low, what on earth are they doing?! 🤯 #ENGvIRE #M6N #EnglandRugby #SixNations2026 #SixNationsRugby
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Feb 21
Slow handclap to the jobsworths at @SW_Help for opening the doors to the 12.33 from Waterloo less than 1 minute before departure as the platform fills up with people going to Twickenham 👏👏👏
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Feb 21
This is total bullshit. Dangerous pseudoscientific nonsense and wrong on so many levels.
Feb 20
What if calling it a “staph infection” assumes the very thing that still needs to be proven?
Watch the full video here: drtomcowan.com/blogs/the-new…
#QuestionEverything #NewBiology #TomCowan #RethinkingMoney #CriticalInquiry #drtomcowan #staphinfection
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Simon Clarke retweeted
Feb 14
There are elements within World Rugby who don't want you to think this, but games are better when there's some niggle in them.
You know it's true
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