Civilization has read too much and has seen too many science fiction movies. What the fuck are we going to do in space?

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began. The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start. Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have. If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

In the Summertime is the debut single by Mungo Jerry, released in May 1970. The band recorded the track very quickly in the studio, without traditional drums: the iconic rhythm of "chh chh chh" comes from the washboard played by Paul King. The band's name came from a poem by T. S. Eliot ("Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer"). Released as a single, it became a global phenomenon: #1 on the UK Singles Chart for seven weeks in a row, #3 on the Billboard Hot 100, #1 in several countries and sold millions of copies.

the ottomans banned coffee because it made people too hard to control ben franklin drank 30 cups a day and helped ignite a revolution before the 1600s, europeans had beer for breakfast...then coffee arrived and sparked the enlightenment & greatest rise in wealth the world has ever seen teddy roosevelt drank a gallon of coffee a day, survived an assassination attempt and finished his speech. coffee makes you your most creative, rebellious, authentic self

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Yesterday I pivoted to line drawings artist. My goal was to express the burnout we are all facing collectively and mine. Today I will be a different artist. Not sure yet which artist.

I'm a loser. And so is Tezos. $xtz All time low this year. All time low.

Me: setting up art booth at local gallery. Curator: walks over immediately looking concerned. Curator: Before we begin, one question. Me: Sure. Curator: Are your pieces… emotionally stable. Me: What does that mean. Curator: Last artist cried during installation. Me: From my work? Curator: No. The artwork itself upset him. I hang first piece on wall. entire room suddenly looks like abandoned Blockbuster from alternate timeline. random guy in turtleneck staring way too long. Guy: This feels illegal somehow. Me: It’s a painting of soup. another woman slowly backing away from MealCube™️ print. Woman: Why does it feel like it knows my credit score. Curator sweating now. Curator: We usually display landscapes. Me: Cowards. older rich couple enters gallery. wife staring at GlitchLiquid™ can art. Wife: I hate this. Husband: I think it’s brilliant. Wife: No like spiritually. I think it cursed me. small child walks up pointing at FoodPyramid™️. Child: Future food. everyone goes silent. Curator whispers to assistant. Curator: He understands it. Me: Understands WHAT. assistant now taking notes like archaeological discovery. random hipster guy with tiny glasses approaches me carefully. Hipster: Your work feels like capitalism had a panic attack in a grocery store. Me: Finally somebody gets it. gallery owner suddenly appears out of nowhere. Owner: We sold three pieces. Me: Nice. Owner: We don’t even know to who. They just left cash and ran. lights flicker slightly. someone in back mutters “Anonymous Nobody…” like urban legend. Curator staring at me terrified. Curator: What exactly are you trying to say with your art? Me: Honestly? I just thought evil bagels would be funny. entire room applauds. I still don’t know why.

In my humble opinion, the artificial intelligence creations market is over-saturated it's going to take the better part of a decade to sort this all out best just find a nice niche market instead of trying to swing for the fences

SYNTH WIZARDS - Coming Fall 2026 A behind the scenes look at a children's television program about ancient wizards that cast spells using analog synths. For fans of old school PBS, BBC, 1980s children's television, wizards, synths, The Larry Sanders Show,

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There is no trash reciptcial inside the bank. Why?

“It is precisely through our mistakes and errors that we gain our most wide ranging experiences.” —Rudolf Steiner, Christ and the Human Soul

Deep Fried Objects opening at The Sitting Room gallery in Chinatown NYC made in 1994 and stewarded by me for 32 years! 🫡💡🍗💡 proud to show with Dean Millien, who has a knockout installation at PS1 rn also in vid: Carlo McCormick- major art historian of Basquiat/ Herring and street art/ graph art huge turnout, my work is at street level but most of the show is in a large basement space

Is this art?

The pentagon is releasing UFO files. Guess what? The visitors bought Tezos tezos:native